The Deal: Vodka open bar 9-10PM
The Place: Matchless
The Price: Free w/RSVP
The Details: I've never actually been to a SuperModelDeathDive before but I've heard it's good times. Matchless on the other hand isn't my favorite place but everyone else I know loves it so don't let that bother you.
The Source: http://nyc.myopenbar.com/index.php?section=trackback&id=9624
Breathalyzer Score: .11 (Drunk)
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Stir Fry
The Deal: Free drink w/fortune cookie; $3 K&M Drafts; $5 Tecate+shot; $3 Jello shots
The Place: K&M
The Price: FREE
The Details: I'm a big fan of creative drinking and this one is pretty good. So the deal is there are free fortune cookies between 11-12AM. Inside of each fortune cookie is a free mystery drink ticket. Maybe your future involves a Jameson or maybe it's a Cosmo - only Confuscious knows.
The Source: http://www.freenyc.net/calendar/stir-fry
Breathalyzer Score: .17 (Hammered)
The Place: K&M
The Price: FREE
The Details: I'm a big fan of creative drinking and this one is pretty good. So the deal is there are free fortune cookies between 11-12AM. Inside of each fortune cookie is a free mystery drink ticket. Maybe your future involves a Jameson or maybe it's a Cosmo - only Confuscious knows.
The Source: http://www.freenyc.net/calendar/stir-fry
Breathalyzer Score: .17 (Hammered)
Friday, March 26, 2010
Bushwick Music Fest Party
The Deal: Colt 45 open bar (until it's gone); $2 beer
The Place: Bushwick Music Studios
The Price: $8
The Details: A bunch of dirty, drunk punks from all over North Brooklyn will be gathering at Bushwick Music Studios tonight. The booze is free and cheap all night but considering 90% of the kids showing up will sneak in a flask it hardly matters anyway. This party is part of the Bushwick Music Festival and has Anton Glamb, Hiro Tha Jap, Turk Disco DJing and live performances from Memberz Only, Mr Star City, and more. These kids throw down hard so if you're afraid of getting sweaty don't even bother.
The Source: www.diybushwick.com
Breathalyzer Score: .25 (Devito)
The Place: Bushwick Music Studios
The Price: $8
The Details: A bunch of dirty, drunk punks from all over North Brooklyn will be gathering at Bushwick Music Studios tonight. The booze is free and cheap all night but considering 90% of the kids showing up will sneak in a flask it hardly matters anyway. This party is part of the Bushwick Music Festival and has Anton Glamb, Hiro Tha Jap, Turk Disco DJing and live performances from Memberz Only, Mr Star City, and more. These kids throw down hard so if you're afraid of getting sweaty don't even bother.
The Source: www.diybushwick.com
Breathalyzer Score: .25 (Devito)
Brooklyn Charm Grand Opening
The Deal: PBR and "cocktails" open bar 7-10PM
The Place: Brooklyn Charm
The Price: FREE
The Details: Brooklyn Charm is a fancy new jewelry shop. As the old saying goes, "where there's jewelry, there's always booze nearby" - Crazy Joe Wheeling told me that once and then he took a dump in a pickle jar. His words ring true tonight as Brooklyn Charm celebrates their opening with free PBR (classy) and free "cocktails," which one can assume means Popov and cranberry drink and/or tonic. Plus free BUST magazines and jewelry raffles.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=314886284214&index=1
Breathalyzer Score: .20 (Totally Wasted)
The Place: Brooklyn Charm
The Price: FREE
The Details: Brooklyn Charm is a fancy new jewelry shop. As the old saying goes, "where there's jewelry, there's always booze nearby" - Crazy Joe Wheeling told me that once and then he took a dump in a pickle jar. His words ring true tonight as Brooklyn Charm celebrates their opening with free PBR (classy) and free "cocktails," which one can assume means Popov and cranberry drink and/or tonic. Plus free BUST magazines and jewelry raffles.
Breathalyzer Score: .20 (Totally Wasted)
Last Friday
The Deal: Svedka open bar 9PM until ???
The Place: Coco66
The Price: $8
The Details: The MyOpenBar kids are having a party and that means two things: The first thing is, there will be free booze and the second thing is you'll see bands and performers you haven't heard (Gatekeeper, Mirror Mirror, Blondes, & Gavin Russom) of but everyone will love in six months.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=352690801585&index=1
Breathalyzer Score: .18 (Hammered)
The Place: Coco66
The Price: $8
The Details: The MyOpenBar kids are having a party and that means two things: The first thing is, there will be free booze and the second thing is you'll see bands and performers you haven't heard (Gatekeeper, Mirror Mirror, Blondes, & Gavin Russom) of but everyone will love in six months.
Breathalyzer Score: .18 (Hammered)
Trash w/ Make The Girl Dance
The Deal: $3 PBR; 2-4-1 drinks at 3AM
The Place: The Studio at Webster Hall
The Price: $5 w/flyer; $10 w/o
The Details: Trash used to be one of my favorite parties but now I'm too old and jaded. That said, when I first heard Make The Girl Dance the first thing I thought of was the old days at Rififi for Trash. Make The Girl Dance is the perfect soundtrack for Trash and tonight it's happening live. This should be good fun.The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=101660733208036&index=1
Breathalyzer Score: .12 (Drunk)
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Tiswas
The Deal: Vodka open bar 10:30-11:30
The Place: Beauty Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: Is Tiswas cool again? I'm really not sure at this point. Tonight's Tiswas is the official release party for the new Melissa Auf De Maur solo album. That's cool right? I mean all the kids love the Auf, no? I do know that Beauty Bar is usually good times and DJs Nick Marc and Spiky Phil spin pretty fun tunes.
The Source: http://www.tiswasnyc.com/
Breathalyzer Score: .12 (Drunk)
The Place: Beauty Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: Is Tiswas cool again? I'm really not sure at this point. Tonight's Tiswas is the official release party for the new Melissa Auf De Maur solo album. That's cool right? I mean all the kids love the Auf, no? I do know that Beauty Bar is usually good times and DJs Nick Marc and Spiky Phil spin pretty fun tunes.
Breathalyzer Score: .12 (Drunk)
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Cheap & Dangerous
The Deal: Free Colt 45 10-11
The Place: Savalas
The Price: FREE
The Details: It's called Cheap & Dangerous. Do I really need to say more then that? I mean, aside from the fact that the address is wrong on the flyer.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=372951728207
Breathalyzer Score: .13 (Drunk)
The Place: Savalas
The Price: FREE
The Details: It's called Cheap & Dangerous. Do I really need to say more then that? I mean, aside from the fact that the address is wrong on the flyer.
Breathalyzer Score: .13 (Drunk)
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Tuesday Night Disco
The Place: Glasslands
The Price: $7
The Details: This party has been the hot shit to do lately. As such they don't really need to give away booze to get you there and so they've cut the open bar down to 30 minutes. On the plus side it's absinthe which averages about 100 proof and has mild hallucinogenic properties.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Ain't Jack Shit
There's just not much to do today in the world of getty shitty on cheap booze. If there is then please submit it.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Treasure Chest
The Deal: Free Sangria
The Place: Kill Devil Hill
The Price: FREE
The Details: The idea is to go check out all the nifty dodads and whatchamacallits and be so impressed you buy stuff. The reality is you're poor and want to drink free Sangria and aside from the $1 bills you bring along for tips you ain't spending jack shit. There's going to be food too but I think you have to pay for that.
The Source: http://www.freenyc.net/calendar/treasure-chest
Breathalyzer Score: .15 (Hammered)
The Place: Kill Devil Hill
The Price: FREE
The Details: The idea is to go check out all the nifty dodads and whatchamacallits and be so impressed you buy stuff. The reality is you're poor and want to drink free Sangria and aside from the $1 bills you bring along for tips you ain't spending jack shit. There's going to be food too but I think you have to pay for that.
Breathalyzer Score: .15 (Hammered)
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