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The Deal: $3 cans of beer; BYOB (sneaky style)
The Place: Shea Stadium
The Price: $8
The Details: The lineup for this show is pretty awesome and includes SHAPES and Ritz Riot amongst others. This party is bunch of barely legal maniacs jumping around and going crazy all night. It's fun as shit. I mean, that kind of fun you had when you were a teenager. Not your boring old man - sit at a picnic table and drink Coors fun, like real "life is awesome" type fun. The sweaty kind of fun. Got it? I've been hitting the nutmeg again, sorry.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=196339367079828
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: BYOB
The Place: Spare Room Projects (81 Central, #1R Brooklyn)
The Price: FREE
The Details: Some sort of Swedish BBQ at an art gallery or something like that. The important thing is it's BYOB.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=170045139724316
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: PBR Open Bar 8-9pm; Vodka & Red Bull Open Bar late night
The Place: Public Assembly
The Price: $10-$15
The Details: Another pride week party with a shitload of DJs, performers and hosts. Seriously, I've counted like 25 people on the invite page. I've not heard of a single one of the people involved but it should be worth the price of admission just to see The Pussy Faggot Cabarey. How can that not be awesome?
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=179132642144364
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: Kopparberg Pear Cider Open Bar 9-10pm
The Place: Southpaw
The Price: $5-$15
The Details: I haven't been to one of these things but based on the pictures and stories I've heard, it's a good time. Of course, it's going down in Park Slope - a neighborhood which counts pushing a stroller down a steep hill as exciting and dangerous fun.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=216738821677247
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: Free vodka 11pm until it's gone
The Place: Drom
The Price: $10-$12
The Details: Ladyfag is throwing a pride week party with Michael Magnan and Physical Therapy. This will be totally gay. Speaking of which congrats on that whole gay marriage thing. You can now avoid getting married for as long as possible until your family pressures you into it, just like all us straight folk.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=127389950677066
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Free Jameson; $3 cans of beer
The Place: Union Pool
The Price: FREE
The Details: Union Pool is throwing another daytime summer show in their awesome backyard, which now has it's own bar. K-Holes and three other bands are playing. Starts at 4pm, which is like 7 minutes from now. Better hurry.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=205277912841718
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Open Bar at 12
The Place: Public Assembly
The Price: ???
The Details: This is the 50th edition of Pendu Disco, which is a big deal to gothsters and people who are trying to stay hip but don't want to ride fixies and grow beards. Does that make sense? Not really. I'm fucking wasted on model glue and nutmeg. You know you can get high as shit on nutmeg right? Yeah, that shit your mom breaks out once a year to make pumpkin pie. Why doesn't your mom use nutmeg more. It's fucking good with cumin and ground coriander and shit like that on chicken or lamb. Your mom can't cook for shit dude.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=188585521193334
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Open Bar 12-1
The Place: White Noise
The Price: FREE
The Details: The dude from NYC's only (thank god) hair metal band, Wildstreet is having a birthday party. Michael T and Samuel Valentine DJ. This should be pretty good actually.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=118973618189438
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Open Bar 7pm til it's gone; BYOB
The Place: Near Brooklyn Zoo Venue
The Price: ???
The Details: This is a house party or warehouse party or loft party or some shit like that. Wckids and Crisis Kid are DJing. The address is revealed when you RSVP, which means you're probably too late but call up your homey that hangs with Ninjasonik, that dude probably knows what's up.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=208879525816436
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Deal: "Cheap Drinks"
The Place: 6 Charles Place
The Price: $5
The Details: The theme is purple...that is all.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=207925559250886
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Deal: Kanon Open Bar
The Place: Soho Grand
The Price: Free, must RSVP
The Details: A bunch of trust funders hanging out at Soho Grand dancing to The Misshapes (yes, they still exist) and Adam Green. The douchebaggery is made up for by the fact that everyone here is much better looking than all of your friends. Oh, no idea when the open bar is so get there early.
The Source: Submitted
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: 42Below Vodka & Tiger Beer Open Bar 7:30-9pm
The Place: Santos Party House
The Price: Free w/ RSVP
The Details: Death & Taxes and Ray ban are throwing a party at Santos tonight. Even though I kinda hate that place it's a pretty solid lineup which includes Beach Fossils, Javelin & Punches. But the hour and a half open bar is the real star of the show.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=105536032872184
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Deal: $2 PBR
The Place: Cyn Lounge
The Price: FREE
The Details: The good news first: cheap beer, early start (5pm), partially outdoors, free food. The bad news: it's fucking Cyn lounge. How pissed do you think these dudes are that they missed out on the Weiner jokes by a week? Pretty pissed I bet.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=214246281929687
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: 2-4-1 beer & wells 7-10pm
The Place: Bar 13
The Price: Free?
The Details: Literally, no clue. Voodoo Elvis with a cigarette in on the flyer.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=164473386949645
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: $3 PBR all night
The Place: The Delancey
The Price: FREE
The Details: The dude from The Disco Biscuits is DJing tonight at The Delancey. It's free, probably because who the fuck would pay money to see the dude from Disco Biscuits play records? If you're into that whole Burning Man horseshit this is probably your jam...hippie.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121746267909100
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11-12
The Place: Happy Ending
The Price: FREE
The Details: Twig, Bastard and Michael T throwing down some disco tunes tonight.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=153997484673454
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: 2-4-1 beer 6-8pm
The Place: Brooklyn Frieproof
The Price: FREE
The Details: The Superchief summer series continues and it looks like with the Northside Festival in Brooklyn this weekend they stepped it up a notch. Filthy Savage, Ritz Riot, Anton Glamb, Cool Hand Luke and more with be there.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=223956477628230
Breathalyzer Score: .12
