Wanna Get Drunk?
Booze Party is your guide to getting smashed on the cheap in NYC. Happy hours, open bars, drink specials and straight up cheap booze. Updated daily!
The Deal: BYOB (no glass bottles)
The Place: 210 Cook
The Price: $2-$10 (depending on how rich you look)
The Details: A bunch of bands from all over the world, some artists and a couple DJs hanging on an 800 person roof out by the Morgan stop. There are a few rules such as "be cool," "no glass bottles" (because morons throw them off the roof), "no fireworks" (but Dad, we're on a roof!) and "no peeing off the roof" (what is this a communist party? This is America and I can't piss off a roof? Blasphemy). This jam starts at 4pm and sounds pretty awesome.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=133710146658658
Breathalyzer Score: .20
The Deal: $10 Open Bar 10pm-6am!
The Place: 372B Ten Eyck
The Price: $10
The Details: To be clear there's a $10 cover and then it's another $10 for the open bar. That's twenty bones, which is kinda steep but you can literally drink until 6am so when you do the math it ain't a bad deal. DJ sets by Dirty Finger, Cobra Krames, The Brooklyn What and a bunch more. There's also going to be BBQ because if you're drinking for 8 hours you should probably eat something.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=130389176992236
Breathalyzer Score: .18
The Deal: "Complimentary Drinks" 9pm until it's gone
The Place: Puma Social Club
The Price: Free, must RSVP:
www.danceright.net/puma
The Details: Remember the days when you used to say shit like, "Death before disco" and all that? Well, face it dude, you've gone soft and nowadays you're a dancing machine. Well, shine up your disco shoes and head to the Puma Social Club for Runaway, My Cousin Roy, Nick Chacona and Nick The Duke.
The Source: http://www.danceright.net/puma/
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: $3 Atomic Lager
The Place: Legion
The Price: FREE
The Details: Matt Kaye, Rev McFly (Ninjasonik) and Maxwell 57 are DJing at Legion. In the backroom Crazy Spirit and Hank Wood & The Hammerheads are playing. Should be good fun.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=130035800370307
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Full Open Bar 9-10pm
The Place: Puma Social Club
The Price: Free w/ RSVP:
www.adiscoparty.com
The Details: Fool's Gold and Famous Friends are teaming up for some blowout at the Puma space tonight. THey claim a "full" open bar but I bet if I order Johnny Walker Blue they'll tell me to fuck off. With Treasure Fingers, Nick Catchdubs, OCD Automatic and VDRK.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=137081176304226
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: 2-4-1 drinks 6-9pm
The Place: Arrow Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: Tonight Pantera reforms at HMHH. Filling in for the now deceased Dimebag Darrell will be Baruti Dikeledi, shredding solos on his '68 Gibson Vuvuzela! Bring along your own Vuvuzela and join in. Metal.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=109579749090724
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: $3 pints
The Place: The Production Lounge
The Price: $5
The Details: "SAAATAAAANNNNNN!!! RAWRRRRR BLARGHHHH!" That's taken directly from the press release.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=134468193234468
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: $3 PBR
The Place: The Studio
The Price: $5 w/ RSVP:
trash@djjessnyc.com
The Details: Tonight they're going to have a late night performance by a Tokyo pole dancer. All you cracker ass honky's love the AZNs so bring your camera.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=115672331811638
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: $10 Open Bar 9-10pm; 2-4-1 drinks 10-11pm
The Place: Stay
The Price: FREE
The Details: I'm pretty positive I'm going to regret listing this one but who cares because no one reads Booze Party on Friday and Saturday, weird right? I'm getting a bit of a douche chill up my spine but I've never actually been to this party so who knows? Do you? Leave a comment then, why dontcha? With Jon Blak, Illy, Ted King and DJ Select.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=112143952166803
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: Tres Rios Tequila Open Bar 8-10pm
The Place: Fontanas
The Price: FREE
The Details: Vince Neil is releasing something, maybe it's a book or a solo album. I don't know or give a shit really but there's free tequila for 2 hours, which is pretty rad. Plus there will be plenty of slutty old groupie broads who haven't banged a stud like you since that amazing night with Kip Winger back in '92. Ahh, the good ol' days...or so I would imagine, not that I would or have or, uhh, nevermind.
The Source: An email from Fontana's
Breathalyzer Score: .17
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 9-10pm
The Place: Don Hills
The Price: FREE
The Details: If you don't mind trekking out to the middle of nowhere for some free well vodka then you'll love this. A bunch of nightlife folk are getting older and drunker together. Join them.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=120052288040254
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: $3 wells, $4 drafts 7-8:30pm
The Place: Macri Park
The Price: FREE
The Details: Hipster speed dating in Brooklyn. If you're a hipster in Brooklyn and you need speed dating to get laid then you're doing something terribly wrong. I was walking down Bedford once and tripped on the sidewalk and landed in a vagina. Yes, it's really that easy.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=123797477656729
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: 2-4-1 beer 10-12
The Place: Stay
The Price: Free w/ RSVP:
www.stackednyc.com
The Details: Same old Stacked, now on Thursday so you can stay out later and drink ever more.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=130492786981404
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11:30-12 & 2-2:30
The Place: Darkroom
The Price: FREE
The Details: Prince Terrence of Hussle Club and crew having a party in the basement.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=133065686714006
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10:30-11:30
The Place: Beauty Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: Scissor Sisters release party at Tiswas? Sure, why not?
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=125759497466437
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Deal: $3 Beer all night; 2-4-1 margaritas 10-12
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: One of the 57 crew kids is having a big birthday party tonight. The Ninjasonik and Death Set bros are DJing. Party.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=126798020690361
Breathalyzer Score: .16
The Deal: Free Beer & Jerky all night
The Place: Brooklyn Fireproof East
The Price: $10
The Details: One of the few things on Earth as awesome as booze is jerky and tonight you get both! Plus the secret special guest was just revealed and it's Freelance Whales who are destined to be the next Arcade Fire. So to recap, for $10 you get all the beer you can drink, all the jerky you can eat and you get to check out one of the best new bands in town. Pretty damn awesome I'd say.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=137480699598188
Breathalyzer Score: .16
The Deal: Free Tanto Tequila margaritas 9-12
The Place: Submercer
The Price: Free (?)
The Details: I've never been to Submercer but I probably wouldn't like it much. That said tonight a shit ton (20+, I wasn't kidding) of DJs are celebrating it's closing for the summer. Some of the more notable DJs include Stretch Armstrong, Cosmo Baker, Jacques Renault, etc.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=115256508519905
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: $3 Beers; $5 beer+shot combos
The Place: The Woods
The Price: $5-$20 donation
The Details: This is bound to be an amazing party. Some of the best bands in Brooklyn (Team Robespierre, Wild Yaks, amongst others) along with some killer DJs (C.Lo, Johnny Sierra, Rev. McFly) are teaming up to raise money for one of their homeboys that got hit by a car. There's free BBQ 2-6pm and some awesome shit is being raffled off, like a $100 gift certificate for Roberta's, $50 for Hair Metal and a bunch more. Anyway, this is a sick party any day of the week and for a Sunday it's especially rad.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=135085536518053
Breathalyzer Score: .15
