The Wild Ones

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The Deal: Open Bar 12-1
The Place: White Noise
The Price: FREE
The Details: Rock n' roll dance party on Avenue B with Michael T and Sam Valentine. It's the official birthday for Natasha Komis, she's really hot and pretty much never has clothes on. So all that plus free booze is hard to argue against.

The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=205066142879723
Breathalyzer Score: .13

iBomba Lite

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The Deal: Sixpoint Open Bar 10-11pm
The Place: Beauty Bar BK
The Price: FREE
The Details: I read the entire description and I still have no fucking clue what this is all about.

The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=113825922043030
Breathalyzer Score: .13

Dalaga's 5th Anniversary Party

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The Deal: Complimentary drinks
The Place: Dalaga
The Price: FREE
The Details: 5th anniversary of some store in Greenpoint. Go and buy something.

The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=216984595005191
Breathalyzer Score: .13

Speaker Geeks

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The Deal: Open Bar 6-7pm; 2-4-1 drinks all night
The Place: The Studio at Webster Hall
The Price: $10
The Details: Gunfight, Shark and Autodrone are playing. You are drinking...heavily.

The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=200056776709402
Breathalyzer Score: .12

Reckless Tendencies

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The Deal: Panda Loco Open Bar 10-11pm
The Place: Panda
The Price: FREE
The Details: What the fuck is Panda Loco? Petey Complex and Yamez want you to drink it.

The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=170842249649321
Breathalyzer Score: .12

Cousin Corinne's Issue Release

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The Deal: Complimentary Wine 7-10pm
The Place: BookCourt
The Price: FREE
The Details: Magazine release party at what I imagine is a bookstore in one of those parts of Brooklyn I never go to.

The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=169430369787519
Breathalyzer Score: .13

Andy Warhol's New York City

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The Deal: Tequila Open Bar 9-11pm
The Place: Yotel New York
The Price: FREE
The Details: Some dude wrote a book about Andy Warhol so of course there has to be a party. All the people you would expect to be involved are: Kayvon Zand, Darian Darling, Kelle Calco, Tommy Hotpants, Ladyfag, Brian Newman and so forth. Breedlove is performing, of course. Over 1,000 people have RSVPd for this thing - good luck getting a drink.

The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=237332489619711
Breathalyzer Score: .15

You Look Swell

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The Deal: $1 Beer, $3 Mixed Drinks
The Place: Xpo 929
The Price: Free befroe 9, $5 after
The Details: A whole bunch of awesome Brooklyn bands like SHAPES, Filthy Savage, Ritz Riot & more are playing.

The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=144097609001537
Breathalyzer Score: .13

Kings County Cookout

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The Deal: $3 Coors, $4 Tall Boys, $4 Blue Point, 2 Lionshead for $5
The Place: Lady Jay's
The Price: FREE
The Details: Events like this make it worth staying in Brooklyn on the weekend in the summer. Cheap ass booze, cheap BBQ and a live rockabilly band. All of it goes down outside and under the sun. Day drinking!

 

The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=236146013066195
Breathalyzer Score: .13