The Place: Glasslands Gallery
The Price: $10
The Details: Dovecote Records and Popgun are throwing a party at Glasslands (of course). I don't know jack shit about the bands playing but a two hour open bar is pretty fantastic.
Breathalyzer Score: .14
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Dovecote Creative Presents
The Deal: Reyka Vodka Open Bar 9-11pm
The Place: Glasslands Gallery
The Price: $10
The Details: Dovecote Records and Popgun are throwing a party at Glasslands (of course). I don't know jack shit about the bands playing but a two hour open bar is pretty fantastic.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=211595448875287
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Place: Glasslands Gallery
The Price: $10
The Details: Dovecote Records and Popgun are throwing a party at Glasslands (of course). I don't know jack shit about the bands playing but a two hour open bar is pretty fantastic.
Breathalyzer Score: .14
Saturday At Suffolk
The Deal: $4 PBR Tall Boys
The Place: The Suffolk
The Price: $6
The Details: Alright, now $4 for a tall boy ain't really a deal. But this shits got Ninjasonik & Rocky Business performing so fuck it. Get a lil' tipsy first, but I guess you don't need me to tell you that you degenerate turd.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=204794692896516
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: The Suffolk
The Price: $6
The Details: Alright, now $4 for a tall boy ain't really a deal. But this shits got Ninjasonik & Rocky Business performing so fuck it. Get a lil' tipsy first, but I guess you don't need me to tell you that you degenerate turd.
Breathalyzer Score: .12
World's Record PBR Pyramid
The Deal: "Cheap Booze"
The Place: 988 Atlantic Ave
The Price: $5
The Details: The Gemini And Scorpio crew are throwing a PBR party tonight. I don't know what the booze is gonna cost but it's fucking PBR we're talking about. How much could it be? They're trying to build the world record PBR pyramid, which means there is in fact a world record for that. This is why I have no respect for the world.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=146721075372831
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: 988 Atlantic Ave
The Price: $5
The Details: The Gemini And Scorpio crew are throwing a PBR party tonight. I don't know what the booze is gonna cost but it's fucking PBR we're talking about. How much could it be? They're trying to build the world record PBR pyramid, which means there is in fact a world record for that. This is why I have no respect for the world.
Breathalyzer Score: .12
Friday, June 10, 2011
Addicted To Sin
The Deal: Open Bar 9-10pm
The Place: Electric Warehouse
The Price: $5-$20 (depending on whether or not your rockin' a cock)
The Details: Shit tons of DJs (Hiro, Crisis Kid, WCKids, etc.) in a big ass warehouse in Brooklyn. The kids will think this is swell.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=150537268348366
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Place: Electric Warehouse
The Price: $5-$20 (depending on whether or not your rockin' a cock)
The Details: Shit tons of DJs (Hiro, Crisis Kid, WCKids, etc.) in a big ass warehouse in Brooklyn. The kids will think this is swell.
Breathalyzer Score: .14
Ping Me
The Deal: 3 Hour Open Bar
The Place: Slate
The Price: $10
The Details: This is a bunch of rich ass, start-up nerds getting drunk. It's $10 to get in but that includes a 3 hour open bar! Fuck Yes! You also get unlimited ping pong and pool games and a "live DJ". I prefer my DJs dead but oh well.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=215182355168911
Breathalyzer Score: .18
The Place: Slate
The Price: $10
The Details: This is a bunch of rich ass, start-up nerds getting drunk. It's $10 to get in but that includes a 3 hour open bar! Fuck Yes! You also get unlimited ping pong and pool games and a "live DJ". I prefer my DJs dead but oh well.
Breathalyzer Score: .18
Fuck Yeah Friday
The Deal: 2-4-1 absinthe all nite; $3 PBR tall boys
The Place: Project Parlor
The Price: FREE
The Details: We love this spot. You will too. Jah Jah from Ninjasonik is DJing.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=216048131762831
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Project Parlor
The Price: FREE
The Details: We love this spot. You will too. Jah Jah from Ninjasonik is DJing.
Breathalyzer Score: .13
Saved By The Bass
The Deal: $3 PBR & Tecate, $5 beer+shot combo
The Place: Coco66
The Price: $15
The Details: The price pretty much ruins this otherwise rad party. Mexicans With Guns, Joro Boro, Cobra Krames and more.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=143182462421659
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: Coco66
The Price: $15
The Details: The price pretty much ruins this otherwise rad party. Mexicans With Guns, Joro Boro, Cobra Krames and more.
Breathalyzer Score: .12
Rock N' Roll Dance Party
The Deal: $3 drafts, $5 beer+shot combo
The Place: K&M Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: The name pretty much says it all doesn't it? Expect a bunch of scantily clad youth strolling in from McCarren Park.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=189367931114091
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: K&M Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: The name pretty much says it all doesn't it? Expect a bunch of scantily clad youth strolling in from McCarren Park.
Breathalyzer Score: .12
Trash
The Deal: $4 whiskey shots, 2-4-1 drinks 3-4am
The Place: The Studio
The Price: $5 w/ RSVP
The Details: Great party, has been one of the better weeklies in NYC for years. That said, tonight is going to be beautiful so I will be drinking on a roof somewhere.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=172022452859216
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Place: The Studio
The Price: $5 w/ RSVP
The Details: Great party, has been one of the better weeklies in NYC for years. That said, tonight is going to be beautiful so I will be drinking on a roof somewhere.
Breathalyzer Score: .11
Thursday, June 9, 2011
H&L Present: Prom Night
The Deal: Sailor Jerry Open Bar 10-11
The Place: The Skinny
The Price: FREE
The Details: If you like the taste of your own vomit with Caribbean spices then this open bar is for buster.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=187878044596972
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Place: The Skinny
The Price: FREE
The Details: If you like the taste of your own vomit with Caribbean spices then this open bar is for buster.
Breathalyzer Score: .14
NC-17
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar at 12
The Place: Lit
The Price: FREE
The Details: Too hot for a dance party in a dungeon? Not according to DJ Jess and Bastard. I guess it doesn't matter when you're half naked. Speaking of which Apathy is going to be there.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=230190093659800
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Lit
The Price: FREE
The Details: Too hot for a dance party in a dungeon? Not according to DJ Jess and Bastard. I guess it doesn't matter when you're half naked. Speaking of which Apathy is going to be there.
Breathalyzer Score: .13
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Punching Tom Hanks Book Launch
The Deal: Tequial Open Bar 7-9pm
The Place: Hotel Chantelle
The Price: FREE. must RSVP: punchingtomhanks@gmail.com
The Details: There's a book coming out called Punching Tom Hanks I guess. To celebrate they're gonna get you all liquored up and let you punch the real Tom Hanks! He's going to be there eating fist like a champ.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=225792537430909
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Place: Hotel Chantelle
The Price: FREE. must RSVP: punchingtomhanks@gmail.com
The Details: There's a book coming out called Punching Tom Hanks I guess. To celebrate they're gonna get you all liquored up and let you punch the real Tom Hanks! He's going to be there eating fist like a champ.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=225792537430909
Breathalyzer Score: .15
Wet, Hot And Brutal
The Deal: $3 wells 2-3am
The Place: Lit
The Price: FREE
The Details: No idea what this is. They don't really describe the event at all. Sorry. Roll the dice, son.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=171866479541254
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Place: Lit
The Price: FREE
The Details: No idea what this is. They don't really describe the event at all. Sorry. Roll the dice, son.
Breathalyzer Score: .11
Disco Down
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11-12
The Place: Happy Ending
The Price: FREE
The Details: A good place to get drunk for free.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=217729688247115
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: Happy Ending
The Price: FREE
The Details: A good place to get drunk for free.
Breathalyzer Score: .12
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