The Deal: BYOB and/or cheap booze
The Place: 440 Broadway
The Price: FREE
The Details: This just came through the wire, some kind of house party in an art space on Broadway in Brooklyn. Wild Yaks, who played Union Pool earlier, will be playing but I have no idea who else is on the bill. It's probably BYOB but who knows.
The Source: The Grapevine
Breathalyzer Score: .15
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Nervous Breakdown
The Deal: $3 Atomic Lagers
The Place: Legion
The Price: FREE
The Details: The Bushwick boys (Rev. McFly, Matt K & Max 57) bring the ruckus to Legion tonight. Nothing but hardcore and punk from the DJ decks all night. Whiskey up, dust off your knuckles and get bloody to some Black Flag, Minor Threat, Bad Brains, Flipper, Fear and all that good shit. Live performance in the back by Unstoppable Death Machines.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=132676773414349
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Legion
The Price: FREE
The Details: The Bushwick boys (Rev. McFly, Matt K & Max 57) bring the ruckus to Legion tonight. Nothing but hardcore and punk from the DJ decks all night. Whiskey up, dust off your knuckles and get bloody to some Black Flag, Minor Threat, Bad Brains, Flipper, Fear and all that good shit. Live performance in the back by Unstoppable Death Machines.
Breathalyzer Score: .13
ReThinkPopMusic
The Deal: $1 Vodka Drinks 7:30-8:30pm; $5 Beer+shot combos all night
The Place: Cameo
The Price: $8
The Details: An $8 cover sucks goat balls but if you get there bright and early for the $1 vodka drinks it's totally worth it. Surprisingly, I've actually heard of some of these bands (SHAPES being the best of the lot) so maybe it won't suck.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=128472620497413
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Place: Cameo
The Price: $8
The Details: An $8 cover sucks goat balls but if you get there bright and early for the $1 vodka drinks it's totally worth it. Surprisingly, I've actually heard of some of these bands (SHAPES being the best of the lot) so maybe it won't suck.
Breathalyzer Score: .14
Spoons, Toons & Booze
The Deal: $3 cans, free cereal 12-2pm
The Place: Knitting Factory
The Price: FREE
The Details: Party like it's 1985, ie. roll out of bed, make yourself some cereal and watch cartoons. The only difference is we're boozing up the milk (White Russians) and you're encouraged to eat the sugary stuff (rot those chompers!). The cartoon selection includes Duck Tales, Thundercats, Gummi Bears, He-Man, Transformers and other classics. Fuck brunch, eat cereal.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=125881204107134
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Place: Knitting Factory
The Price: FREE
The Details: Party like it's 1985, ie. roll out of bed, make yourself some cereal and watch cartoons. The only difference is we're boozing up the milk (White Russians) and you're encouraged to eat the sugary stuff (rot those chompers!). The cartoon selection includes Duck Tales, Thundercats, Gummi Bears, He-Man, Transformers and other classics. Fuck brunch, eat cereal.
Breathalyzer Score: .10
Friday, June 4, 2010
Trash
The Deal: 2-4-1 drinks 3-4am; $3 PBR all night
The Place: The Studio
The Price: $5 w/ RSVP trash@djjessnyc.com
The Details: Trash is having a prom...just like everyone else these days. Unlike your real prom you're guaranteed to see some tits tonight. You still won't get laid but you never do anyway now do you?
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=124083587624110
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: The Studio
The Price: $5 w/ RSVP trash@djjessnyc.com
The Details: Trash is having a prom...just like everyone else these days. Unlike your real prom you're guaranteed to see some tits tonight. You still won't get laid but you never do anyway now do you?
Breathalyzer Score: .12
Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell
The Deal: Free booze 7-10pm
The Place: Mishka
The Price: FREE
The Details: The Mishka store is having some sort of art gallery thing by this dude COOP. The flyer looks pretty awesome so if everything else is on par it should be cool. There will be all types of ruffians and miscreants so there's gotta be free/cheap booze around.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=120579064630779
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: Mishka
The Price: FREE
The Details: The Mishka store is having some sort of art gallery thing by this dude COOP. The flyer looks pretty awesome so if everything else is on par it should be cool. There will be all types of ruffians and miscreants so there's gotta be free/cheap booze around.
Breathalyzer Score: .12
Nite Of Dance
The Deal: Cheap Booze...not sure what
The Place: Shea Stadium
The Price: $5
The Details: The So So Bros are DJing a late night set at home (ie. Shea Stadium. Yup, they live there) with DJ Mark Kamins (danceteria), Patrick Stickles (Titus Andronicus) and DJ Magician/Tone Tone (Pitchfork). Sure, it would be way more rad if So So Glos and Titus were actually playing but this should still be good times. Not sure what the booze situation is but it's a DIY venue so it'll be no more then $3 per brew and if it is sneak something in.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=131614596851317
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Shea Stadium
The Price: $5
The Details: The So So Bros are DJing a late night set at home (ie. Shea Stadium. Yup, they live there) with DJ Mark Kamins (danceteria), Patrick Stickles (Titus Andronicus) and DJ Magician/Tone Tone (Pitchfork). Sure, it would be way more rad if So So Glos and Titus were actually playing but this should still be good times. Not sure what the booze situation is but it's a DIY venue so it'll be no more then $3 per brew and if it is sneak something in.
Breathalyzer Score: .13
Crooked Disco Fridays
The Deal: $3 Rolling Rock all night; $5 wells 10-11
The Place: Le Poisson Rouge
The Price: FREE
The Details: The FreeNYC/Crooked Disco crew take over LPR for a bass heavy dance-a-thon.
The Source: http://www.freenyc.net/calendar/crooked-disco-fridays-5
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Le Poisson Rouge
The Price: FREE
The Details: The FreeNYC/Crooked Disco crew take over LPR for a bass heavy dance-a-thon.
Breathalyzer Score: .13
Panty Raid
The Deal: $5 whiskey & PBR combo
The Place: Savalas
The Price: FREE
The Details: It's Cousin Cole's birthday and Caps is on the decks...does this mean anything to you?
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=107171735995238
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Place: Savalas
The Price: FREE
The Details: It's Cousin Cole's birthday and Caps is on the decks...does this mean anything to you?
Breathalyzer Score: .10
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Des Roar
The Deal: Free Drinks, probably PBR and some liquor, 8-11pm
The Place: Varvatos Store
The Price: FREE, must RSVP jv_pr3@vfc.com
The Details: Some band called Des Roar (never heard of 'em) is playing the Varvatos Store (ie. old CBGB). I've been to these parties before and even if the bands suck they sure don't skimp on the booze. You will stumble, maybe even crawl, out and puke on the Bowery. Yes, it's like that.
The Source: A PR email
Breathalyzer Score: .21
The Place: Varvatos Store
The Price: FREE, must RSVP jv_pr3@vfc.com
The Details: Some band called Des Roar (never heard of 'em) is playing the Varvatos Store (ie. old CBGB). I've been to these parties before and even if the bands suck they sure don't skimp on the booze. You will stumble, maybe even crawl, out and puke on the Bowery. Yes, it's like that.
Breathalyzer Score: .21
Somebody Gonna Get Pregnant Gallery Opening
The Deal: Free or cheap booze of some sort 5-10pm
The Place: RFCT Gallery
The Price: FREE
The Details: The 57 crew and friends gathered up all their album covers, graffiti, doodles and what-not for an art gallery. These kids party hard so I can't imagine there's not a ton of booze at the opening reception. Should be good times.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=127248177286473
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: RFCT Gallery
The Price: FREE
The Details: The 57 crew and friends gathered up all their album covers, graffiti, doodles and what-not for an art gallery. These kids party hard so I can't imagine there's not a ton of booze at the opening reception. Should be good times.
Breathalyzer Score: .13
Tiswas
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10:30 - 11:30
The Place: Beauty Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: It's Tiswas...at some point you've been to one of these. Same shit, different night.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=112695375441866
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Place: Beauty Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: It's Tiswas...at some point you've been to one of these. Same shit, different night.
Breathalyzer Score: .10
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Project Fathom Presents
The Deal: $3 Cans
The Place: Knitting Factory
The Price: $6 to get in the live room, Free to hang in the bar.
The Details: This is basically a DIY party at a real music venue. The Death Set & Hussle Club are playing. There's going to be a screening of the KnifeFight documentary. Plus the Broken Teeth crew and Anton Glamb are DJing. Shit, sounds fun.
The Source: http://knifefight.org/?p=1159
Breathalyzer Score: .16
The Place: Knitting Factory
The Price: $6 to get in the live room, Free to hang in the bar.
The Details: This is basically a DIY party at a real music venue. The Death Set & Hussle Club are playing. There's going to be a screening of the KnifeFight documentary. Plus the Broken Teeth crew and Anton Glamb are DJing. Shit, sounds fun.
Breathalyzer Score: .16
Collective
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11:30-12
The Place: Sutra
The Price: FREE
The Details: Prince Terrence hustles his ass over to Sutra after a gig with his band, Hussle Club, at Knitting Factory with The Death Set. He'll be here DJing along with Nomi Ruiz.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=127836897242988
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: Sutra
The Price: FREE
The Details: Prince Terrence hustles his ass over to Sutra after a gig with his band, Hussle Club, at Knitting Factory with The Death Set. He'll be here DJing along with Nomi Ruiz.
Breathalyzer Score: .12
Stacked
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11-12
The Place: Stay
The Price: FREE, must RSVP www.stackednyc.com
The Details: This is a new party with (Pretty) Girls & Laser, Chris Alker and some other peeps. There's also going to be some kind of art thing going on.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=112411625469208
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Stay
The Price: FREE, must RSVP www.stackednyc.com
The Details: This is a new party with (Pretty) Girls & Laser, Chris Alker and some other peeps. There's also going to be some kind of art thing going on.
Breathalyzer Score: .13
Big Terrific
The Deal: $12 all you can drink High Life (Yes!?)
The Place: Cameo
The Price: FREE
The Details: A bunch of comedians, some of which can name SNL & Conan on their resume, are having a free show at Cameo. Will it suck? Maybe...but enough booze will make anything funny.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=133194943357559
Breathalyzer Score: .16
The Place: Cameo
The Price: FREE
The Details: A bunch of comedians, some of which can name SNL & Conan on their resume, are having a free show at Cameo. Will it suck? Maybe...but enough booze will make anything funny.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=133194943357559
Breathalyzer Score: .16
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Rando
The Deal: 2-4-1 Margaritas 10-12
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: This is one of the better parties in NYC right now but I don't get to list it every week because the booze situation isn't always cheap. Well, tonight they're giving us broke folks a break and offering up some cheapo booze. With Full Time Fun, Dances With White Girls and special guests DJ Mega and Eli Glad.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=124483064241072
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: This is one of the better parties in NYC right now but I don't get to list it every week because the booze situation isn't always cheap. Well, tonight they're giving us broke folks a break and offering up some cheapo booze. With Full Time Fun, Dances With White Girls and special guests DJ Mega and Eli Glad.
Breathalyzer Score: .15
Sweat It Out
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11-12; $3 cans & wells all night
The Place: The Cove
The Price: FREE
The Details: I like to talk shit on The Cove but it just gets harder and harder to complain these days. Schoolboy is bringing in Radical Outing bro, Anton Glamb. Plus the booze deals are pretty damn hard to beat - $3 drinks all night and an open bar! Cove...you're cool, homes.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=130101770339533
Breathalyzer Score: .18
The Place: The Cove
The Price: FREE
The Details: I like to talk shit on The Cove but it just gets harder and harder to complain these days. Schoolboy is bringing in Radical Outing bro, Anton Glamb. Plus the booze deals are pretty damn hard to beat - $3 drinks all night and an open bar! Cove...you're cool, homes.
Breathalyzer Score: .18
Broken Teeth
The Deal: 2-4-1 wells 10-12; $3 Bud & Bud Lite 10-12
The Place: Sin Sin
The Price: FREE
The Details: Lauren Flax joins up with the regular Broken Teeth crew to bust some chompers.
The Source: http://www.brokenteeth.org/
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Place: Sin Sin
The Price: FREE
The Details: Lauren Flax joins up with the regular Broken Teeth crew to bust some chompers.
Breathalyzer Score: .14
Filth
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11-12
The Place: Home Sweet Home
The Price: FREE
The Details: While her partner (Lauren Flax) is breaking teeth, Lauren D will be holding it down at her regular Tuesday spot Home Sweet Home. With guests Char Alfonzo and Contessa of Cunt Mafia ("sleep with the fishes").
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=131563543520677
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: Home Sweet Home
The Price: FREE
The Details: While her partner (Lauren Flax) is breaking teeth, Lauren D will be holding it down at her regular Tuesday spot Home Sweet Home. With guests Char Alfonzo and Contessa of Cunt Mafia ("sleep with the fishes").
Breathalyzer Score: .12
Disco Down
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11-12
The Place: Happy Ending
The Price: FREE
The Details: This is where all the kids that go to Rando used to go on Tuesdays.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=124073947623566
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Happy Ending
The Price: FREE
The Details: This is where all the kids that go to Rando used to go on Tuesdays.
Breathalyzer Score: .13
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Bushwick Rooftop Festival
The Deal: Cheap booze & BYOB (discreet)
The Place: 2 Locations, check the flyer.
The Price: FREE
The Details: 24 hours of live music on a roof in Brooklyn! All types of awesome bands including Darlings, Gunfight, Shadowbox and more. I don't know exactly what a drink will cost but this shit is DYI so it can't be more then $3 for a brew. Plus I'm sure it'll be pretty lax as far as BYOB goes.
The Source: http://bushwickrooftopfest.blogspot.com/
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Place: 2 Locations, check the flyer.
The Price: FREE
The Details: 24 hours of live music on a roof in Brooklyn! All types of awesome bands including Darlings, Gunfight, Shadowbox and more. I don't know exactly what a drink will cost but this shit is DYI so it can't be more then $3 for a brew. Plus I'm sure it'll be pretty lax as far as BYOB goes.
Breathalyzer Score: .14
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