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The Deal: $3 Beer
The Place: Shea Stadium
The Price: $6???
The Details: This is a rad party, especially if you're young. If you're old it's pretty cool too because there's lots of young tail around, if you're into that sorta thing - creep. There will also be homemade Four Loko, even though you can buy it at stores still. Good practice for the future I suppose.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=118910688174788
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Open Bar 9:30-11
The Place: 319 Scholes St.
The Price: $15
The Details: Big ass warehouse party with Dirty Finger, Murdertronics, Cool Hand Luke and like 20 other DJs. Santa's beautiful models will be there "painted & tagged". Should be fun.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=110221602382349
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Deal: Open Bar 9-10:30pm
The Place: Alpha House
The Price: $10-15
The Details: And now for something completely different. So apparently there are fraternities in NYC, who knew? Didn't half the population move here to get away from frat bros? Either way there's a party at The Alpha House (that's the real name) tonight and we're drinking Alpha Punch and Omega Oil. How many roofies do you think the chick on the flyer has in her?
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=173251349360914
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Free Beer & Wells 7-9pm
The Place: Home Sweet Home
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: I didn't include the RSVP email because I know for a fact that it's closed. But if you must know it's on the flyer. But let's be real here, you don't need to RSVP, Mr. Cool.
The Source: Submitted
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: Open Bar 7-10pm
The Place: Wired Store
The Price: FREE, must RSVP:
play@wired.com
The Details: The Honey Brothers are playing some holiday party at the Wired Store. They say the RSVP closed at 11 but give it a go anyway. The Honey Brothers are Adrien Grenier's band, he's so dreamy.
The Source: http://myfreeconcert.blogspot.com/2010/12/free-concert-honey-brothers-free-booze.html
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: Open Bar 9-10pm; Free shots 3-3:30am
The Place: Gowanus Ballroom
The Price: $10-15
The Details: Dirty Finger, Barney Iller, James Stache, Tinseltown are your DJs. There's all types of other weird shit too. You need lots of random crap to fill a 12,000 square foot warehouse.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=169926956373804
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: "Cheap Drinks"
The Place: Newsonic
The Price: $5 suggested
The Details: A rock n' roll loft party in Hasidic Williamsburg. Wanna know why these Newsonic parties are always on Friday? It's because the Hasidic neighbors can't operate a phone after 5pm, no one can call the cops. See, religion
is good for something! They're doing that "cheap drinks" shit which we hate but I think they sell like $3 beers but it might be $4, which isn't actually cheap for Natty Ice. So might want to flask it in case.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=182146151796080
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Open Bar 7-8pm
The Place: Hudson Terrace
The Price: $20 or a toy to donate
The Details: This party is at Hudson Terrace, which is the terrace on top of Douchebag Mountain overlooking Bridge & Tunnel valley. As such, we would normally not list this but it's for charity and for kids. Booze Party is for the children. Well, actually it's not but like, we can still help out and all that.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=157243967651897
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: Open Bar 9-10pm; 2-4-1 wells 10-11
The Place: Stay
The Price: FREE
The Details: There are very little details about this party besides the fact that there's lots of free and cheap booze. I guess they know what's really important.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=152104274837594
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: Newcastle Open Bar 9-12
The Place: Death By Audio
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: If you ask me, and you haven't, Newcastle is about as fine of a beer as you can find. Tonight Newcastle presents the
Free Williamsburg holiday party. Spin Magazine is also involved somehow and The Hundred In The Hands will be playing.
The Source: http://www.spin.com/rsvp/walkthedog
Breathalyzer Score: .16
The Deal: $1 Tequila & $2 drafts 10-11pm; Vodka Open Bar 2am
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: $2
The Details: This party gets a bunch of broads to take off their clothes and wear animal masks. It's like that fetish site you run (we know bro, it's cool). The DJs are AK, Mess Kid and Dimitry. The girls are mostly naked, dancing and drunk.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=117808091618134
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: 2-4-1 Whiskey Drinks 10-12
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: Boom! Gold Whistle, son. The resident DJs (I think they might actually live at Gallery Bar), CObra Krames and Dirty Finger with a performance by Mr. Star City. Other DJs and shit too. This party gets kinda nutso, that's the word.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=136687509722845
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11:30-12 & 2-2:30
The Place: B.East
The Price: FREE
The Details: Circa has ditched Darkroom and moved to a bigger and better, or at least slightly harder to get to, location. Prince Terrence and Carol Sharks of Hussle Club are joined by special guest Lauren Dillard. This is kinda like a relaunch party so it should get pretty sexy up there - just look at the flyer! Welcome to Titty Town.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=148631611855115
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: $5 Jameson
The Place: The Library
The Price: FREE
The Details: Kelle Calco and crew throw this party and it's one of the best in NYC. It's like in that movie with that band and there's all types of drugs and good looking people and crazy shit happening. You know what I'm talking about, that movie. It's like that...but real.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=185004571516657
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10-11
The Place: Delancey
The Price: FREE
The Details: Fuzzanova, we're still pissed at you for switching from whiskey to vodka. There's like 50 parties with free vodka but you were the only one with the good stuff. Bring back the whiskey! Oh, you wanna know about the party - it's like a Spanish rock n' roll dance party or something.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=154813197897711
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10:30-11:30
The Place: Beauty Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: Tiswas is throwing their Christmas party tonight and brought in the big guns! Wait...seriously? No special guests at all? Just the same old party but the DJ is wearing a Santa hat, huh? Okay, whatevs.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=113732875362859
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: 2-4-1 Margaritas 10-12
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: Rando is doing it up big this week with special guest DJs The Glass and Mattie Safer and guest hosts Bronques (LastNightsParty) and Slutlust. Tell your boss you ain't coming in tomorrow.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=137064766352103
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Deal: Free Tanteo Tequila drinks 8-9pm
The Place: LPR
The Price: $10-15
The Details: PS122, Flavorpill and a few other heavy hitters are throwing this shindig. Hank & Cupcakes, ROxy Cottontail and more are performing. This will be sick but take advantage of the free booze because I bet it gets pretty pricey after that.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=175309025830623
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Open Bar 12-12:30 & 2-2:30; $3 drinks all night
The Place: The Cove
The Price: FREE
The Details: Dirty Finger, Schoolboy, Starcity & Rocky Business + free booze.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=172276182806367
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11-12
The Place: Happy Ending
The Price: FREE
The Details: After all these years Disco Down is still an essential stop on your Tuesday night bar crawl.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=172952142728036
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Vodka & Drafts Open Bar 9-10:30pm
The Place: Beauty Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: Beauty Bar is celebrating the holidays with tons of booze, just like your creepy uncle.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=183005921715073
Breathalyzer Score: .14