The Place: Kisses Loft
The Price: FREE
The Details: This sounds like the best loft party in a long damn time. Shark?, Gunfight! and Nasty Ness (what? No inappropriate punctuation Nasty Ness?) are playing. We're also promised a "special secret guest". Anyway, the dude who throws parties is splitting town and this is the last hurrah, so he's going big.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=155943444430346
Breathalyzer Score: .18