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Thursday, September 27, 2012

Re:Mix Lab

The Deal: Free Booze of some sort, I think.
The Place: Chelsea Market
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: This is going to be a monster shit show. Cymbals Eat Guitars, Blonds and Skaters are playing. It doesn't say open bar anywhere but all of the previous Chelsea Market shit blizzards I've attended have had free booze so expect it.
The Source: http://remixrsvp.com/goodpeoples/
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The Deal: Bourbon and Vodka Open Bar all night
The Place: Delinquency
The Price: $8
The Details: Bands playing at Delinquency. Free booze. Probably lots of white people in denim.
FAST YEARS, SUMMER SAINTS & ICE CREAM at Delinquency! (Open Bar!)
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/439010896144938/
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Retard Strength

The Deal: Free vodka 9-10pm
The Place: The Flat
The Price: FREE
The Details: Nick Gazin and his rotating lot of hairy degenerates are at The Flat again. I once saw an angry retard pull a man's arms clear off his body, so this is no joke.
Retard Strength No. 20! With Nick Gazin, OJ, David Betz, and Tiffany Nicole
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/358074770945802/
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Special Edition Thursday

The Deal: $2 Bud til midnight; Free Fireball drinks all night
The Place: St. Jerome's
The Price: FREE
The Details: Fireball and Mercy are taking over the last rock n' roll shithole on the LES. Fireball is some sort of cinnamon whiskey shit, it's kinda like cinnamon schnapps but will get you way drunker. Mercy is that hangover vitamin shit that tastes like sauna balls...not that I would know. No Suits is DJing, whoever that is.
The Source: Submitted
Breathalyzer Score: .10

Black Light Naked Painting Party

The Deal: Bong Vodka Open Bar 8-9pm
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: $30
The Details: This is a fully nude painting party. You know what that means? Titties! It's $30 to keep out creepy little shitheads like us. It's also sponsored by HARD energy drinks. Get it? That's a boner joke as a sponsor, not clever but I like it. Valissa Yoe is DJing, she's very hot. Will she be naked too? We'll never know because there's no chance $30 is coming out of any of our pockets for an hour of free booze.
The Black Light Naked Painting Party
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/283811898387107/
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FlirtEve Fall Kickoff

The Deal: 1947 Beer Open Bar
The Place: 1Oak
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: I don't know what FlirtEve is but I assume it's some dating site for douchebags. I guess I could look it up but I don't think I actually care. If it is have fun banging a desperate rich girl tonight. Anyway, free beer at a fancy pants Meatpacking District joint. Tunes by DJ Suhel & Kunal Merchant.
Flirteve Invites You To: Fall Kickoff @ 1OAK!
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/393281030742020/
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