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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Designer Drugs

The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10-12.
The Place: Electric Warehouse
The Price: $15
The Details: GBH is throwing a warehouse rave in Brooklyn. Designer Drugs, Hellfire Machina, Atom C, Crisis Kid, Rekles and more are spinning.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=221978114485053
Breathalyzer Score: .14

Socialisting Launch Party

The Deal: Sailor Jerry Rum Open Bar 10-???
The Place: Church Lounge at Tribeca Grand Hotel
The Price: FREE
The Details: Some new website is throwing a launch party tonight. They've got the worst booze in history available for free (which should be the retail price anyway). Ultragrrrl is DJing. There's gift bags and shit like that too.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=182125075173016
Breathalyzer Score: .14

IGWT Backyard Bazaar

The Deal: "Free Booz"
The Place: In God We Trust
The Price: FREE
The Details: Backyard store party in Greenpoint. They've got free booze and snacks and whatnot. Already started, goes until 6pm.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=224043944272756
Breathalyzer Score: .16

Jesus' Holy Hoedown

The Deal: Free Homemade Wine (6pm-eternity)
The Place: House of God
The Price: FREE w/ Repentance, $30 without 
The Details: Jesus is throwing a rager tonight and everyone is invited! Homeboy makes his own wine and it never runs out (just bring some water). Repent and you get in for free. This dude knows how to get down, his last jam was a friggin' dinner party and people are still talking about that shit 2,000 years later!
The Source: Harold Camping
Breathalyzer Score: .28

Friday, May 20, 2011

Messy Baby

The Deal: $5 Cocktail Pints, $3 PBR, $5 can+shot combo
The Place: Blackout Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: The Jesus freaks think the end of the world is tomorrow. This is a perfect excuse for derelicts like us party like rabid animals. Thanks Jesus! I'll see the rest of you bastards in Hell on Sunday, we'll party with Satan.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=162718890457378
Breathalyzer Score: .13

Other Places

The Deal: $3 beers
The Place: Shea Stadium
The Price: ???
The Details: Anything at Shea Stadium is worth going to. It's one of the raddest DIY spots to see bands. Plus they've got a balcony, which is great when it's all gnarly and humid. All the bands playing are from the midwest, let that influence your decision.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=180788898637322
Breathalyzer Score: .12


The Deal: $4 Whiskey shots, $5 Vodka drinks; 2-4-1 drinks 3-4am
The Place: The Studio at Webster Hall
The Price: $5 w/ RSVP
The Details: If you've lived in NYC for more than 2 years you've almost definitely been to this party at least once. It's been around forever and still gets pretty crazy.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=222750097751627
Breathalyzer Score: .12

Re:Mission Fridays

The Deal: $3 PBR; $3 Shots
The Place: Identity Bar
The Price: $5
The Details: This is a new party so I have no fucking clue what to tell you about it. In the description of the music they list "cutting edge alternative hits". I didn't even know alternative still existed, so you chould be stoked to hear "cutting edge" shit.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=182215921830440
Breathalyzer Score: .11

Urban Affairs

The Deal: "Cheap Licks All Night"
The Place: 372 Ten Eyck
The Price: $10
The Details: DIY party with Mess Kid and WCKids. These kids party hard...you can't handle it.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=210935745605834
Breathalyzer Score: .12

Thursday, May 19, 2011


The Deal: $3 Cuervo shots, $3 Coronas 11:30-1:30
The Place: The Delancey
The Price: FREE
The Details: Spanglish rock n' roll dance party. They used to have an open bar at this shindig but you fuckers got to rowdy and now it's just $3 drink specials.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=174249799295213
Breathalyzer Score: .12


The Deal: Vodka Open Bar at 12
The Place: Lit
The Price: FREE
The Details: DJ Jess and Jeremy Bastard keep their underground (literally), dirty dance party going strong. Get drunk, yell at the bartenders and dance with a confused NYU sophomore.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=184561371596225
Breathalyzer Score: .12


The Deal: $5 Jameson
The Place: The Library at Hudson Hotel
The Price: FREE
The Details: Remember the first time you saw Almost Famous and swore you'd be a rock star? How'd that work out for ya? Well fret not, Chubby McDeskjob, this party is will fulfill all of your depraved rock n' roll fantasies.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=203015039739564
Breathalyzer Score: .11

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

NY Night Train Wednesday

The Deal: $3 PBR, I think
The Place: Motor City
The Price: FREE
The Details: New York Night Train parties are for people who appreciate real rock n' roll, soul and garage. Tonight Psychedelic Sex Panther and the super smoking hot Alix Brown (of Golden Triangle) are your DJs.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=109010415852254
Breathalyzer Score: .11

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Skinny Tuesdays

The Deal: Open Bar 11-12
The Place: The Skinny
The Price: FREE
The Details: Cram yourself in and fight your way to the bar for free booze. The DJ will probably be all over the map - Bell Biv Devoe into Led Zepplin, why not dude? You won't give a shit after you guzzle down free booze anyway.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=110204449066382
Breathalyzer Score: .13

Disco Down

The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11-12; Free shots at 2am
The Place: Happy Ending
The Price: FREE
The Details: Twig and Bastard keeping Tuesday nights alive. The theme tonight is Casino Royale so you might want to keep an eye on what they're putting in your drink.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=149340068469001
Breathalyzer Score: .12

Monday, May 16, 2011

Monday Nite Live

The Deal: Free Moonshine & Heineken 8-11pm
The Place: John Varvatos
The Price: FREE w/ RSVP
The Details: These are usually on Thursdays, which is why I forgot to post it. Sorry bros. Anyway, some shitty band from the 90's is playing but you won't care because you'll be retarded on Moonshine.
The Source: John Varvatos Jr.
Breathalyzer Score: .18

Way 2 Fonky

The Deal: $5 beer+shot combo
The Place: The Woods
The Price: FREE
The Details: It's fucking miserable out so you're probably not down for a yard hang but luckily the turntables are inside...and so's the booze. Dirtyfinger, Cool Hand Luke and Chad Dubz are DJing.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=223406047674876
Breathalyzer Score: .11

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