Booze Party: 2011-04-03

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Brain-Cave Festival

The Deal: $3 Beer
The Place: Shea Stadium
The Price: $10
The Details: An all day festival with bands (Dinowalrus, Gunfight!, etc.), DJs, live art and food. Starts at 2pm, which is like 3 minutes from now - better hurry.

The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=195421100481219
Breathalyzer Score: .11

Friday, April 8, 2011

Loft Party

The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 9-11pm
The Place: Newsonic Loft
The Price: Free before 10, $5 after
The Details: Loft party in the Hasidic part of Williamsburg. Don't worry, they're not allowed to use phones on Friday nights so the neighbors can't call the cops. There will be bands (Apollo Heights, Your 33 Black Angels & more) and DJs. This is rumored to be the last ever Newsonic party so don't miss it.

The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=162663280458194
Breathalyzer Score: .15

Trash

The Deal: $4 whiskey shots; 2-4-1 drinks 3-4am
The Place: The Studio
The Price: $5 w/ RSVP
The Details: Trash will never die. Hell, it won't even age. As per usual we've got Jess, Twig, Alex Malfunction, Brendon James with special guests.

The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=196639057041371
Breathalyzer Score: .11

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Open Barrr Thursday

The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10-11pm
The Place: 49 Grove Street
The Price: FREE
The Details: This sounds like some douchey house/trance lounge party but it's called Open Barrr Thursday and has a glowing bear on the flyer so I'm torn. Based on the description I hate it. Based on the flyer and name I love it.

The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=153683754695196
Breathalyzer Score: .14

Prima Donna

The Deal: $1 Vodka drinks at 11:30 & 2:30; $3 Vodka mixers all nite
The Place: Darkroom
The Price: FREE
The Details: DJ DLNGR and Blake FM celebrate Lyssa Kay's birthday, the most attractive bartender in Williamsburg. I don't know who these people are. Have fun.

The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=177296005650801
Breathalyzer Score: .13

Johnny Thunders & The Stooges Tribute Night

The Deal: $2 Bud & Bud Lite 10-12
The Place: St. Jerome's
The Price: FREE
The Details: Classic punk night at St. Jerome's.

The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=140573279345499
Breathalyzer Score: .12

Ladyland

The Deal: $5 Jameson
The Place: The Library at Hudson Hotel
The Price: FREE
The Details: Remember the first time you saw Almost Famous and swore you'd be a rock star? How'd that work out for ya? Well fret not, Chubby McDeskjob, this party is will fulfill all of your depraved rock n' roll fantasies.

The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=213951635286680
Breathalyzer Score: .11

NC-17

The Deal: Vodka Open Bar at 12
The Place: Lit
The Price: FREE
The Details: DJ Jess and Jeremy Bastard keep their underground (literally), dirty dance party going strong. Get drunk, yell at the bartenders and dance with a confused NYU sophomore.

The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=156772771046273
Breathalyzer Score: .11

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Blast Launch

The Deal: Complimentary Blast by Colt 45 8pm-til gone.
The Place: Southpaw
The Price: FREE
The Details: The last time I went to a Colt 45 party...uhh, actually I forget what happened. This won't be that crazy because let's be honest, there's a limit on how much fruity booze one can drink (Blast is like Four Loko without the energy).

The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=113838412030336&index=1
Breathalyzer Score: .14

Disco Down

The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11-12; Free shots at 2am
The Place: Happy Ending
The Price: FREE
The Details: After all these years this is still the best bet for a Tuesday night.