The Deal: Free Sixpoint 8-9pm
The Place: Jalopy Theatre
The Price: $10
The Details: Are you ready for hoedown? No, that's not what I meant! Uhhh...You see, out in the country that term means...You know what? Nevermind. Tonight a bunch of Brooklyn country bands are playing and Sixpoint is serving up the suds. Get drunk and stomp around.
The Source: http://brooklyncountry.com/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
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Saturday, January 22, 2011
The Epic Party
The Deal: Open Bar 9:30-10:30pm
The Place: Manhattan Warehouse
The Price: $15 before 12
The Details: A warehouse party in Manhattan? Did I walk through a worm hole? Is it 1984 again? Believe it or not, there's a big ass 18+ warehouse party in Manhattan tonight with Cool Hand Luke, WC Kids, Dirtyfinger, Nightspitter and more. The cover is $15 before midnight and then it goes up to an undisclosed amount. I fear the unknown so maybe get there early.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=110862465646969
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Place: Manhattan Warehouse
The Price: $15 before 12
The Details: A warehouse party in Manhattan? Did I walk through a worm hole? Is it 1984 again? Believe it or not, there's a big ass 18+ warehouse party in Manhattan tonight with Cool Hand Luke, WC Kids, Dirtyfinger, Nightspitter and more. The cover is $15 before midnight and then it goes up to an undisclosed amount. I fear the unknown so maybe get there early.

Breathalyzer Score: .14
Friday, January 21, 2011
Michael T Birthday Celebration
The Deal: PBR Open Bar 10-11pm
The Place: White Noise
The Price: FREE
The Details: Didn't make it to the other Michael T birthday parties? Well, then you better make it out tonight or Mother won't be pleased. If Michael T. actually turned a year older every time he had a birthday party he would be 175 years old. We did the math. Your guest DJs are Nikki Kane, Rich King, Patrick Layrite and Ole Koretsky.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=175778762459172
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Place: White Noise
The Price: FREE
The Details: Didn't make it to the other Michael T birthday parties? Well, then you better make it out tonight or Mother won't be pleased. If Michael T. actually turned a year older every time he had a birthday party he would be 175 years old. We did the math. Your guest DJs are Nikki Kane, Rich King, Patrick Layrite and Ole Koretsky.

Breathalyzer Score: .14
Meant To Be
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10-11pm; Free shots 3:30-4am; $2 beers
The Place: Electric Warehouse
The Price: $20
The Details: Rave! Disco! Dance! Sashey! Shante! Right, it's a rave in a warehouse. The booze deals are pretty right on and almost make up for the pricey cover.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=166580573378298
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Place: Electric Warehouse
The Price: $20
The Details: Rave! Disco! Dance! Sashey! Shante! Right, it's a rave in a warehouse. The booze deals are pretty right on and almost make up for the pricey cover.

Breathalyzer Score: .14
S.W.A.K. Party
The Deal: Open Bar 9-10pm
The Place: Stay
The Price: FREE
The Details: How do you feel about beats? Well, there will be plenty of beats at Stay tonight. Jasmine Solano, Skim Kim are your DJs and Mastro is on hosting duties. Hosting basically means sitting and drinking with your friends. We should start hosting...oh, right...friends.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=188423477853014
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Stay
The Price: FREE
The Details: How do you feel about beats? Well, there will be plenty of beats at Stay tonight. Jasmine Solano, Skim Kim are your DJs and Mastro is on hosting duties. Hosting basically means sitting and drinking with your friends. We should start hosting...oh, right...friends.

Breathalyzer Score: .13
Papacitos Party
The Deal: $4 Tequila shots; $4 Rum Punch
The Place: Papacitos
The Price: FREE
The Details: If you're looking to hang out in a Mexican restaurant in Greenpoint tonight then you are in luck my friend. Lady Bree and James David are DJing at Papacitos tonight. In addition to the booze specials there are also free nachos at midnight. Orale!
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=183259058360989
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Place: Papacitos
The Price: FREE
The Details: If you're looking to hang out in a Mexican restaurant in Greenpoint tonight then you are in luck my friend. Lady Bree and James David are DJing at Papacitos tonight. In addition to the booze specials there are also free nachos at midnight. Orale!

Breathalyzer Score: .10
Showpaper Pop Up Art Show
The Deal: "free booze"
The Place: Dash Gallery
The Price: FREE
The Details: Showpaper is curating an art show and they mention "free booze" in the write up. Art shows usually have free booze but then again Showpaper is an all ages thing so who knows.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=120041828069460
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Place: Dash Gallery
The Price: FREE
The Details: Showpaper is curating an art show and they mention "free booze" in the write up. Art shows usually have free booze but then again Showpaper is an all ages thing so who knows.

Breathalyzer Score: .11
Trash
The Deal: $4 PBR & whiskey shots; 2-4-1 drinks 3-4am
The Place: The Studio at Webster Hall
The Price: $5 w/ RSVP
The Details: We've said everything that can be said about this party. If you're looking for a real NYC scene then stop by.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=181325928566742
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: The Studio at Webster Hall
The Price: $5 w/ RSVP
The Details: We've said everything that can be said about this party. If you're looking for a real NYC scene then stop by.

Breathalyzer Score: .12
DIY Parties With Unknown Booze Deals
- Gung Ho Haus Party: Bands, skate ramps, etc. We're guessing BYOB but it doesn't say.
- Lost Control: Warehouse party with Prince Terrence and Distroy Allorchs. $7-10 cover. We're guessing there's a bar at this one but again, it doesn't mention booze.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Harley Davidson Launch Party
The Deal: Open Bar 9-12
The Place: Don Hills
The Price: FREE, must RSVP: hdlaunch@mirrorball.com
The Details: Harley Davidson wants to show you the new bike they made and they want you to be super fucking drunk when it happens. As such, they're giving away booze for 3 hours which is awesome. Harley, bikers, tons of free booze...somebody's gonna earn their Red Wings tonight (look it up, it's a biker thing).
The Source: http://www.shawpromotion.com/featured/shaw-promotion-exclusive-harley-davidson-launch-party/
Breathalyzer Score: .20
The Place: Don Hills
The Price: FREE, must RSVP: hdlaunch@mirrorball.com
The Details: Harley Davidson wants to show you the new bike they made and they want you to be super fucking drunk when it happens. As such, they're giving away booze for 3 hours which is awesome. Harley, bikers, tons of free booze...somebody's gonna earn their Red Wings tonight (look it up, it's a biker thing).

Breathalyzer Score: .20
Mating Season
The Deal: $1 Tequila & $2 drafts 10-11pm; Vodka Open Bar 2-?
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: $2
The Details: Another installment of LES favorite Mating Season. AK, Mess Kid and Dances With White Girls will be your DJs and as always there will be bunch of half naked broads in animal masks shaking their asses. If you're one of those people that watch vids of naked ladies sucking off horses on the internet then you'll probably be into this although they probably don't want creeps like you there. That last line was lewd and unnecessary but hey, I write this shit up on a typewriter and I'm all out of white out so there's nothing I can do about it. Deal with it.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=174145882626703
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: $2
The Details: Another installment of LES favorite Mating Season. AK, Mess Kid and Dances With White Girls will be your DJs and as always there will be bunch of half naked broads in animal masks shaking their asses. If you're one of those people that watch vids of naked ladies sucking off horses on the internet then you'll probably be into this although they probably don't want creeps like you there. That last line was lewd and unnecessary but hey, I write this shit up on a typewriter and I'm all out of white out so there's nothing I can do about it. Deal with it.

Breathalyzer Score: .14
NRG
The Deal: 2-4-1 drinks 10-12
The Place: Tammany Hall (downstairs)
The Price: FREE
The Details: Another installment of the new party by Prince Terrence, Roofeeo, Carol Sharks and Blaine Wins. It's super fucking tiny downstairs so expect people to be all up in yo biznass and shit. If it gets to cramped go upstairs and lurk some sideboob.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=145093725548589
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Tammany Hall (downstairs)
The Price: FREE
The Details: Another installment of the new party by Prince Terrence, Roofeeo, Carol Sharks and Blaine Wins. It's super fucking tiny downstairs so expect people to be all up in yo biznass and shit. If it gets to cramped go upstairs and lurk some sideboob.

Breathalyzer Score: .13
Rock N' Roll Love Letter
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11:30-12:30
The Place: The Delancey
The Price: FREE
The Details: Bands, DJs and a little bit of free booze. I've never heard of any of the bands playing but that's just me. What do I know about rock n' roll? I'm a 48 year old drunk who lives in his grandmom's basement in Queens. Although, I did get a handjob from Nancy Spungen behind CBGBs once but then again, who didn't?
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=180403651993144
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: The Delancey
The Price: FREE
The Details: Bands, DJs and a little bit of free booze. I've never heard of any of the bands playing but that's just me. What do I know about rock n' roll? I'm a 48 year old drunk who lives in his grandmom's basement in Queens. Although, I did get a handjob from Nancy Spungen behind CBGBs once but then again, who didn't?

Breathalyzer Score: .13
NC-17
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar at 12
The Place: Lit
The Price: FREE
The Details: Jess and Bastard engaging in lewd and debaucherous behavior in the dungeon of Lit with special guest Lauren Flax.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=101325999941604
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: Lit
The Price: FREE
The Details: Jess and Bastard engaging in lewd and debaucherous behavior in the dungeon of Lit with special guest Lauren Flax.

Breathalyzer Score: .12
Pumps
The Deal: Free drinks from Bulldog at 12
The Place: Tammany Hall
The Price: FREE
The Details: I think you have to be showing sideboob (is that one word?) to get free booze but I'm not sure, it's unclear. That said there's a party downstairs with 2-4-1 drinks if this turns out to be bullshit. Oh, and speaking of sideboob, that's the theme for the night so expect to see some titty. Not just titty but sideboob, which is second only to underboob (maybe that should be next week's theme?).
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=183170578373092
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: Tammany Hall
The Price: FREE
The Details: I think you have to be showing sideboob (is that one word?) to get free booze but I'm not sure, it's unclear. That said there's a party downstairs with 2-4-1 drinks if this turns out to be bullshit. Oh, and speaking of sideboob, that's the theme for the night so expect to see some titty. Not just titty but sideboob, which is second only to underboob (maybe that should be next week's theme?).

Breathalyzer Score: .12
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Ella Wednesdays
The Deal: $3 beers
The Place: Ella
The Price: FREE
The Details: Nicky Digital and crew are joined by special guest DJ Jonny Santos and host Brock Michael Napoli.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=179667482073693
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: Ella
The Price: FREE
The Details: Nicky Digital and crew are joined by special guest DJ Jonny Santos and host Brock Michael Napoli.

Breathalyzer Score: .12
Darkroom Wednesday
The Deal: Open Bar 11:30-12 & 2-2:30
The Place: Darkroom
The Price: FREE
The Details: Carol Sharks of Hussle Club is DJing at Darkroom tonight.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=192247507458849
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Darkroom
The Price: FREE
The Details: Carol Sharks of Hussle Club is DJing at Darkroom tonight.

Breathalyzer Score: .13
Bloody Happy Hour With GWAR
The Deal: $5 Bloody Beers & $5 Bloody Shots
The Place: Idle Hands
The Price: FREE
The Details: $5 for a beer is hardly BP worthy but a chance to drink with GWAR seems too damn weird to not list. If Oderus comes in costume this is a must and if not, well it's still kinda cool.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=147572101964625
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Place: Idle Hands
The Price: FREE
The Details: $5 for a beer is hardly BP worthy but a chance to drink with GWAR seems too damn weird to not list. If Oderus comes in costume this is a must and if not, well it's still kinda cool.

Breathalyzer Score: .11
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Rando
The Deal: 2-4-1 Margaritas 10-12
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: $2, free b4 11
The Details: The Rando dudes plus special guest DJs Beni, Nick Hook, Far East and hosts Miss Hell and Navi.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121270111275817
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: $2, free b4 11
The Details: The Rando dudes plus special guest DJs Beni, Nick Hook, Far East and hosts Miss Hell and Navi.

Breathalyzer Score: .13
Disco Down
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11-12
The Place: Happy Ending
The Price: FREE
The Details: The weather is fucking awful tonight but if your urge to pollute your liver is strong enough you can do it for free (at least for an hour) here tonight.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=157908097593502
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: Happy Ending
The Price: FREE
The Details: The weather is fucking awful tonight but if your urge to pollute your liver is strong enough you can do it for free (at least for an hour) here tonight.

Breathalyzer Score: .12
Monday, January 17, 2011
Munday
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 11:30-12 & 2-2:30
The Place: Darkroom
The Price: FREE
The Details: You're probably pretty hungover right now but the fact you're on this site means you're thinking about drinking tonight. Well, they've got some free booze here tonight and that's alright.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=102263609850276
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: Darkroom
The Price: FREE
The Details: You're probably pretty hungover right now but the fact you're on this site means you're thinking about drinking tonight. Well, they've got some free booze here tonight and that's alright.

Breathalyzer Score: .12
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Oh! You Pretty Things
The Deal: $3 Rolling Rock & $5 wells, beer and wine 10-11pm
The Place: LPR
The Price: $15-20
The Details: This is one of many official birthday parties for Michael T. It's also a birthday party for David Bowie, who will not be attending. There's a whole slew of people involved including, but not limited to: Twig, Prince Terrence, Nicky Digital, Salvation, Smell The Glove, Andy Shaw, Mistress Formika and so on. It's pricey but should be worth it since tomorrow's a day off.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=143546592365845
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: LPR
The Price: $15-20
The Details: This is one of many official birthday parties for Michael T. It's also a birthday party for David Bowie, who will not be attending. There's a whole slew of people involved including, but not limited to: Twig, Prince Terrence, Nicky Digital, Salvation, Smell The Glove, Andy Shaw, Mistress Formika and so on. It's pricey but should be worth it since tomorrow's a day off.

Breathalyzer Score: .12
NFL Playoffs
The Deal: $2 PBR & Schlitz; $5 Bloody Marys
The Place: Idle Hands
The Price: FREE
The Details: Unbunch your panties, Nancy, and man up this weekend. Watch some football while sucking down cheap, shitty beer - just like dad. Hungry? No problem, that's what the bloody mary's are for. It's like gazpacho with booze in it, nutrition in a glass.Oh, there's free bagels too but we prefer to drink our calories.
The Source: http://www.idlehandsbar.com/blog/141-nfl-weekend-playoff-events%20
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Idle Hands
The Price: FREE
The Details: Unbunch your panties, Nancy, and man up this weekend. Watch some football while sucking down cheap, shitty beer - just like dad. Hungry? No problem, that's what the bloody mary's are for. It's like gazpacho with booze in it, nutrition in a glass.Oh, there's free bagels too but we prefer to drink our calories.

Breathalyzer Score: .13
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