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The Deal: Free bourbon and vodka all night
The Place: Delinquency
The Price: $8
The Details: I think this is some new art/music space way down Grand St, almost in Queens. Chappo and Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt will be there.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/449550905067091/
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10-10:30pm
The Place: Public Assembly
The Price: FREE
The Details: Some sort of dance party tribute to Robyn. Sounds awful but there's 30 glorious minutes of free booze.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/343034812445891/
Breathalyzer Score: .09
The Deal: Free Booze 7-11pm
The Place: Eight of Swords
The Price: FREE
The Details: Williamsburg tattoo shop celebrates one year of inking freaks and hipsters. Celebrate with live performances, bbq grub and free booze (I think it's free).
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/186066978191370/
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: "Free booze"
The Place: PIPS
The Price: FREE
The Details: I think this is some art shit but who knows. There's a bunch of DJs you've never heard of spinning what will likely be obscure new wave. But there's "free booze" and ping pong.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/474284329248399
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: $3 shots/drinks
The Place: Union Pool
The Price: FREE
The Details: Nancy Wang from LCD Soundsystem is DJing this thing. There's some sort of fancy sounding shot special. Starts at 11pm.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/347407228667592/
Breathalyzer Score: .09
The Deal: $2 Bud & Bud Lite 9-12
The Place: St. Jerome's
The Price: FREE
The Details: If you like smelly bars and sleazy music you might be a scumbag but this party is right up your alley. Music by Nicks & Dimes and Kerestesy - those are the Smell The Glove dudes so expect punk, metal and rock n' roll.
The Source: Submission
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: Cocktails 7-10pm
The Place: Grit N' Glory
The Price: FREE
The Details: Live music by Fiona Silver. Kickoff party for Gabriela Moya trunk show. Whatever any of that means. A potential 3 hour boozing is all I need to hear.
The Source: http://snapwidget.com/view/?id=252131753913730711_11427032#.UCJvOE1lRVU
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: Heineken Open Bar 11-12
The Place: Drom
The Price: FREE
The Details: All types of wild motherfuckers are going to be at this one. DJ sets by WcKids, Schoolboy & more. Live performances by Mr. Muthefuckin' eXquire, Johnny Nelson, Vinny Cha$e & more. Brought to you by Sway.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/405784566151029
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: 42 Below Open Bar 10-11pm
The Place: Westway
The Price: FREE
The Details: A party about fucking. Good luck getting in if you're not in the magical circle of Vice.
The Source: http://www.myfreeconcert.com/events/vice-x-westway-summer-fling-party
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Deal: Open Bar 10-11pm
The Place: Hudson Terrace
The Price: Free until midnight w/ RSVP
The Details: Fake Blood is at Hudson Terrace. I generally hate the people at Hudson Terrace but since this is a GBH party it shouldn't be so bad.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/480214775341633/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: Wodka Open Bar
The Place: Thompson Hotel
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: Just because you're fat & ugly doesn't mean you shouldn't disrobe on the rooftop of a fancy hotel and have pretty people laugh at your gross belly. It's great for their already huge egos. The party goes from 6-10pm but I'm not sure how long the free booze flows.
The Source: http://nickydigital.com/2012/08/thompson-les-locals-only-pool-party/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: Open Bar 9-10pm
The Place: Bowery Electric
The Price: FREE
The Details: A bunch of random entertainers doing stuff that some might find entertaining. You'll be drunk so they might just pull it off.
The Source: http://www.myfreeconcert.com/events/old-soul-revival-ft.-numerous-performers-1-hour-open-bar
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: Open Bar 6-7pm
The Place: 121 Fulton St.
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: No idea what this is or what type of asshole will be there. But free, early booze is nice.
The Source: http://www.myfreeconcert.com/events/enstitute-summer-charity-mixer-open-bar
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: Cheap Beer
The Place: Big Snow Buffalo Lodge
The Price: $5
The Details: I think they got $3 beer here but I could be wrong. This shindig features Dog Dick, Chippy Nonstop, Cakes Da Killa, WC Kids and The Pilot Kids.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/210252549101217/
Breathalyzer Score: .09
The Deal: Flask it
The Place: McCarren Park
The Price: FREE
The Details: Bands, Humidity, Tom Cruise and you get to watch Goose die! With Skeletons, Knyfe Hyts and Xero Gravity. They got beer for like $6 or something but fuck that, flask it. Also, get ripped at Turkey's Nest before the show.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/151979788272041/
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Deal: 2-4-1 Mixed Drinks
The Place: The Delancey
The Price: FREE
The Details: Some show at the Delancey with a bunch of bands you've never heard of. Oh wait, Sewing Machines are playing... Boy o'boy do they sound exciting! It's a place to get drunk, I guess.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/139037762902619/
Breathalyzer Score: .09
The Deal: $3 Bud, $4 Tall Boys, 2 Lionsheads for $5
The Place: Lady Jay's
The Price: FREE
The Details: Sunday is all about getting shitfaced during the day and stuffing your fat face with grilled meats. You can do both of these wonderful things at Lady Jay's today while some country band plays on the patio.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/336209646463065/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: Cheapish beers ($4 I think); BYOB on the bus
The Place: Ripper's
The Price: FREE
The Details: Killer dance party on the boardwalk down by Rockaway Beach. Hot babes, cold brews and tasty eats. Catch the free shuttle at Roberta's. Def bring some brews for the bus ride.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/287311108043381/
Breathalyzer Score: .10