The Place: The Ding Dong Lounge
The Price: FREE
The Details: You know how you don't have a job and girls your age think you're a fuck up? Yeah, well tonight if you're willing to trek uptown there's going to be a ton of good-looking Columbia undergrads that are actually impressed that your "post-noisecore-electro" band played Goodbye Blue Monday with A Place To Bury Strangers "before they sold out." The addition of cheap beer means you might just hook-up with some adorable Ivy Leaguer to support your lazy ass for a few years.
Breathalyzer Score: .10
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