The Place: Public Assembly
The Price: Free?
The Details: Remember prom? No. Oh right, you were a huge nerd and couldn't find a date or were you the rebel who "protested" it? Either way you're a groovy hipster now so ask that American Apparel model you somehow landed to the prom. Dust off that tux from your catering days, they're serving Colt 45 here bub, so you gotta look sharp.
Breathalyzer Score: .12
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