The Place: The Shank
The Price: Free before 4am, $10 after. RSVP: firstname.lastname@example.org
The Details: By 2am you will have been sucking down free booze for about 10 hours. If you have somehow managed not to soil your pants by now well first off, congrats! Secondly, you're in for a bitchin' party w/ Lauren Dillard, Dirty Finger, Skitsnygg and Spanky. This party goes until sunrise or so.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=150917651594931
Breathalyzer Score: .17