The Place: Newsonic
The Price: $5 suggested
The Details: A rock n' roll loft party in Hasidic Williamsburg. Wanna know why these Newsonic parties are always on Friday? It's because the Hasidic neighbors can't operate a phone after 5pm, no one can call the cops. See, religion is good for something! They're doing that "cheap drinks" shit which we hate but I think they sell like $3 beers but it might be $4, which isn't actually cheap for Natty Ice. So might want to flask it in case.
Breathalyzer Score: .13
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