The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: $2
The Details: Another installment of LES favorite Mating Season. AK, Mess Kid and Dances With White Girls will be your DJs and as always there will be bunch of half naked broads in animal masks shaking their asses. If you're one of those people that watch vids of naked ladies sucking off horses on the internet then you'll probably be into this although they probably don't want creeps like you there. That last line was lewd and unnecessary but hey, I write this shit up on a typewriter and I'm all out of white out so there's nothing I can do about it. Deal with it.

Breathalyzer Score: .14
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