The Place: Provocateur Cafe
The Price: FREE, must RSVP: email@example.com
The Details: Some tequila company is having a launch party. It doesn't specify that the booze is free but how lame would it be if it wasn't? Get tequila drunk (even more dangerous than whiskey drunk).
The Source: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs273.snc6/180100_10150387075215317_788785316_17011767_7111598_n.jpg
Breathalyzer Score: .15