The Place: The Library at Hudson Hotel
The Price: FREE
The Details: There's no cover but you have to have tiger blood and Adonis DNA to get into this party. This is one of the few places in NYC where you can find pure grade-A Charlie Sheen, that shit's rare bro. But be careful, I hear it can melt your face off and explode your body, which your children will weep over.

Breathalyzer Score: .12
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