The Place: Darkroom
The Price: FREE
The Details: The selection tonight is "disco, diva house, guilty pleasures and electro." Good thing the vodka's so cheap, you're going to need it. And what the fuck is diva house? Sounds like a VH1 reality show.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=196350257051960
Breathalyzer Score: .12