Dearest Drunks, Sluts and Deviants,
Old Flynn here needs to go out and get a real job. Mom kicked me out of the basement and the unemployment river has run dry. Booze Party does not pay the bills. It's a labor of love, a deep love of destroying livers and forgetting last night. It is with great sadness and greater sobriety that I tell you Booze Party is going on hiatus. Will it come back? Maybe. Hell, if one of you scumdogs want to post shit just let me know. I'll pay you no dollars per week without any benefits or equity. Until then just remember this - one day when you least expect it, when your liver is healthy and your career is taking off, Booze Party will rise again! Stronger than ever, hellbent on revenge.
Keep on drinkin',
Flynn Flarn (aka Tonto Fitzpatrick)
PS - This has nothing to do with Osama Bin Laden.
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