The Place: White Noise
The Price: FREE
The Details: Samuel Valentine and Mick Royale (there's a Pulp Fiction joke there but it's just too easy) are your DJs. They'll be spinning shitty glam metal and whatnot. It'll be fun and nostalgic for the first hour but by hour two you'll want to hunt down Kip Winger and staple his balls to a nuclear torpedo.

Breathalyzer Score: .13
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