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The Deal: Free Booze of some sort, I think.
The Place: Chelsea Market
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: This is going to be a monster shit show. Cymbals Eat Guitars, Blonds and Skaters are playing. It doesn't say open bar anywhere but all of the previous Chelsea Market shit blizzards I've attended have had free booze so expect it.
The Source: http://remixrsvp.com/goodpeoples/
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Deal: Bourbon and Vodka Open Bar all night
The Place: Delinquency
The Price: $8
The Details: Bands playing at Delinquency. Free booze. Probably lots of white people in denim.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/439010896144938/
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Deal: Free vodka 9-10pm
The Place: The Flat
The Price: FREE
The Details: Nick Gazin and his rotating lot of hairy degenerates are at The Flat again. I once saw an angry retard pull a man's arms clear off his body, so this is no joke.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/358074770945802/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: $2 Bud til midnight; Free Fireball drinks all night
The Place: St. Jerome's
The Price: FREE
The Details: Fireball and Mercy are taking over the last rock n' roll shithole on the LES. Fireball is some sort of cinnamon whiskey shit, it's kinda like cinnamon schnapps but will get you way drunker. Mercy is that hangover vitamin shit that tastes like sauna balls...not that I would know. No Suits is DJing, whoever that is.
The Source: Submitted
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Deal: Bong Vodka Open Bar 8-9pm
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: $30
The Details: This is a fully nude painting party. You know what that means? Titties! It's $30 to keep out creepy little shitheads like us. It's also sponsored by HARD energy drinks. Get it? That's a boner joke as a sponsor, not clever but I like it. Valissa Yoe is DJing, she's very hot. Will she be naked too? We'll never know because there's no chance $30 is coming out of any of our pockets for an hour of free booze.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/283811898387107/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: 1947 Beer Open Bar
The Place: 1Oak
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: I don't know what FlirtEve is but I assume it's some dating site for douchebags. I guess I could look it up but I don't think I actually care. If it is have fun banging a desperate rich girl tonight. Anyway, free beer at a fancy pants Meatpacking District joint. Tunes by DJ Suhel & Kunal Merchant.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/393281030742020/
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10-10:30pm
The Place: Public Assembly
The Price: $8-Free
The Details: Cool party bro. Indian Jewelry, Total Slacker live - Death Set, Pictureplane, Creep DJing. Despite a shitty 30 minute open bar and it being at Public Assembly it will be good.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/359303100821217/
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Deal: Reyka Open Bar
The Place: Shea Stadium
The Price: $15
The Details: Impose is still around? That's cool bro. Those dudes are alright in my book. Anyway, for $15 I'm assuming the booze flows free all night. Heems from Das Racist is performing.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/148527928618973/
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Open Bar 6-10pm
The Place: Rivington Design House
The Price: FREE
The Details: Art opening on Rivington. Pretend you give two fucks about art and load up.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/283425891771199/
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10-11pm
The Place: Cielo
The Price: ???
The Details: I don't know jack shit about fancy club music. Unless you're referring to the sound a police baton makes when it hits my skull, in which case I'm an expert. Some dude named Cristian Arango is spinning.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/422854661083126/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: Narrangansett Open Bar
The Place: Sway
The Price: $2-$10
The Details: Go-go broads in animal masks with DJs spinning primal tunes. Or something like that. What do I know? I'm a fat Republican who lives in his parents basement and watches Star Wars twice a day. Enjoy your life.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/389312444475691/
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Deal: Free Bourbon & Vodka Drinks
The Place: Delinquency
The Price: $8
The Details: Shark?, Caged Animals, Dinosaur Feathers and EULA are playing this. Should be pretty rad.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/274391206010200/
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: Open Bar All Night
The Place: Delinquency
The Price: $15
The Details: It's super pricey t get in but considering this in no man's land, where you don't have to worry about coppers and you drink for free once you're inside it ain't so bad. Also, rad bands like Unstoppable Death Machines. This will be a solid rager.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/421906574534151/
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Deal: Stoli Frozen Jalapeno Lemonade 4-7pm
The Place: Union Pool
The Price: FREE
The Details: Free weird frozen drinks, free miniature tacos and tunes from Matt Cash.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/280063458760446/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: PBR Open Bar 11-12
The Place: The Grand Victory
The Price: $5
The Details: Holy shit, has this party really been happening for eight years? Most of you turds didn't even have pubes back then. The Brats and The Romans are playing this thing.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/357551064320575/
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Deal: Reyka Open Bar 7-8pm
The Place: Thompson LES
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: Death & Taxes and Nicky Digital are throwing this party at the pool on the roof of the Thompson. 33hz will be providing the tunes.
The Source: http://thelastsplash.eventbrite.com/
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Reyka Open Bar 12:30-1am
The Place: Glasslands
The Price: $5-$10
The Details: Groundislava, Jubilee, RX.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/308151779281806/
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Deal: Bushmills Open Bar 7-10pm
The Place: New Era Store
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: VICE is throwing a party for Tattoo Age. Free whiskey. Shit show? Perhaps.
The Source: http://rsvp.vice.com/tattooage/
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Deal: $4 wells, $3 shots
The Place: The Skinny
The Price: FREE
The Details: The Skinny is closing for renovations and wants to make sure they don't leave any booze laying around getting construction dust on it. So go drain 'em dry.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/503954616299712/
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: $6 Beer+shot; Free Jello Shots at 1am
The Place: The Westway
The Price: Free with RSVP b4 12
The Details: Brooklyn warehouse kids take over the Westway tonight.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/440131872705440/
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Deal: $20 All-u-can-drink Beer during the game
The Place: Tammany Hall
The Price: FREE
The Details: It's football season, bitches! You might not think of Tammany Hall when you think sweaty, muscular men grabbing each other (ok, maybe) but TH is getting into it. They're offering unlimited beer and wings for $20, which ain't too shabby.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/476217912396059/
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: Free beer, burgers & bloody Mary's
The Place: GQ & Nordstrom Men's Shop
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: Watch football with a bunch of pansy-ass Fashion Week freaks. Destroy the free booze and food and grunt like a maniac during big plays. This way everyone around you pretending to watch the game knows something important is happening.
The Source: Submitted
Breathalyzer Score: .17
The Deal: Alacran Tequila Open Bar 10-11pm
The Place: The Out
The Price: Free?
The Details: Another InTandem fashion week party. All the hip fucks from the LES will be at this thing including Contessa Stuto, Hussle Club, Dai Burger, Johnny Nelson and so on. If you moved to NYC to hang out with people cooler than you well here's your chance, sonny.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/329371367153792/
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: $3 Brooklyn Lager
The Place: 171 Lombardy
The Price: FREE
The Details: Nothing beats a good day party on a nice as fuck Sunday. This thing starts at noon and goes to 8pm. There are a bunch of DJs and it's on a roof.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/390836487648757/
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: $3 beer
The Place: King and Grove
The Price: FREE
The Details: I think this is a fake bird watchers club thrown by house music people. I don't know. $3 beer on a roof ain't bad.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/419268944796604/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: Cheapish Beer
The Place: Rippers
The Price: FREE
The Details: I don't remember what beer costs here but it's perfect out and this is your last chance to party on the boardwalk so fuck it, go anyway. If you have to flask it then so be it. Get the free shuttle bus at Roberta's.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/349733565111225/
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Deal: "Cheap" Booze
The Place: 110 Troutman
The Price: $8-$10
The Details: Warehouse party in Bushwick with DirtyFinger, Rpeg, WCKids, Cobra Krames and more. Also, halfpipe with pro skaters ripping it. Dope.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/273841162721966/
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: Alacron Tequila Open Bar(?)
The Place: The Out
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: Fashion Week party with a bunch of people way cooler than any of you schlubs. Katrina Darling is going to be there. She's the playmate related to the princess of England.It's
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/457818597583269/
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: Open Bar 9-10pm
The Place: Hanky Panky
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: Hanky Panky, which is really just Webster Hall, officially opens (even though it's been open) tonight with Deadbeat Darling, Terry Casey, David Johansen (New York Dolls) and Paul Sevigny.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/hankypankynyc
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Deal: "Drinks" 6-11pm
The Place: The Hoodie Shop
The Price: FREE, must RSVP: Michelle@StuntManPR.com
The Details: ?uestlove is DJing - done. That's all you need.
The Source: http://www.myfreeconcert.com/events/uestlove1
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Bulldog Gin and Heineken 6-11pm
The Place: Theory
The Price: FREE, must RSVP: FNO@theory.com
The Details: Frankie Rose and Alex Winston are at this one and Paul Sevigny is DJing. Find out more at the link below.
The Source: http://www.myfreeconcert.com/events/frankie-rose-alex-winston
Breathalyzer Score: .16
The Deal: Drinks by Death + Co
The Place: Helmut Lang
The Price: FREE
The Details: One of the Vivian Girls chicks is playing this one. They'll be serving fancy drinks by Death + Co.
The Source: http://www.myfreeconcert.com/events/la-sera-icona-pop-dj-set
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: VuQo Vodka Open Bar 5-9pm
The Place: Dalaga
The Price: FREE
The Details: Stay in Greenpoint and get drunk because you're too broke to take the train into the city.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/333678496724854/
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Deal: Bulldog Gin Open Bar 6-11pm
The Place: Ben Sherman
The Price: FREE, must RSVP: woon@brantpub.com
The Details: Jamie Woon is performing. What does that mean? Actually, Ben Sherman parties are usually pretty solid so this should be good.
The Source: http://www.bensherman.com/us/fashionnightout-soho
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Deal: Svedka Open Bar 6-11pm
The Place: Lacoste
The Price: FREE
The Details: Lacoste is throwing a FNO party for Paper magazine. Pierce Jackson is DJing. It's Paper so expect a bunch of needy hipster broads to be there. Tell them you're an editor for some obscure fashion/art magazine.
The Source: http://www.papermag.com/arts_and_style/2012/09/mr-mickey-hearts-lacoste.php
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: Avion Tequila Open Bar 6-9pm
The Place: Scoop
The Price: FREE
The Details: This is a good one. Mick Boogie is DJing with St. Lucia. Zac Posen is stopping by - why do I know that name? It's a block party apparently, does that mean outdoor boozing?
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/150025791803762/
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: American Beers & Wine 6-11pm
The Place: Grit N Glory
The Price: FREE
The Details: This is a rock n' roll party disguised as a FNO party. All the LES derelicts will be at this. Probably your best chance at getting laid.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/478402365510803/
Breathalyzer Score: .17
The Deal: 1800 Coconut Tequila Open Bar 6-7pm
The Place: Roger Smith Hotel
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: A 1-hour open bar on FNO? That's shitty. Step it up.
Breathalyzer Score: .09
The Deal: Signature Cocktails 6-9pm
The Place: Georg Jensen
The Price: FREE
The Details: Signature cocktails, whatever that means.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/360544554021698/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: "Drinks"
The Place: Oak
The Price: FREE
The Details: Oak always has a rager on FNO so swing by. Dave P of Fixed is spinning. Will be rad times.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/339000266193787/
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Deal: Champagne Open Bar 6-10:30pm
The Place: Brush
The Price: FREE
The Details: Get your hairs did and get your liver done too.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/455810231109028/
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Deal: Reyka Vodka Open Bar 6-10pm
The Place: Kisan Concept Store
The Price: FREE
The Details: Worth stopping by, I guess.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/114440242038346/
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: All Night Cocktails
The Place: Express
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: Food, booze and some broad from America's Next Top Model.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/455573614464459/
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: "Drinks"
The Place: Aritzia
The Price: FREE, must RSVP: aritziarsvp@aritzia.com
The Details: Booze and gift wheel. Spin the wheel and get something shitty (probably).
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/338037886288691/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: Hendrick's Gin 6-12
The Place: Against Nature
The Price: FREE
The Details: Free Hendrick's gin is all you need to know.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/151832478288012/
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Deal: Drinks 7-10pm
The Place: Ports 1961
The Price: FREE
The Details: Food & booze. Probably a shitty DJ too!
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/273993052716153/
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Deal: Cocktails & Wine
The Place: Scosha & Antoinette
The Price: FREE
The Details: Stay in Brooklyn and still get drunk and pretend to shop.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/310239279073698/
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Deal: Cocktails 6-10pm
The Place: Gary Graham
The Price: FREE
The Details: They're going to have a large scale marionette. Well, fuck - sign me up!
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/416871245036597/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Deal: Wine 6-11pm
The Place: OpenHouse Gallery
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: A whole bunch of details on this one so just go to the EventBrite page.
The Source: http://www.eventbrite.com/event/4222557784/efblike
Breathalyzer Score: .10
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