The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: $30
The Details: This is a fully nude painting party. You know what that means? Titties! It's $30 to keep out creepy little shitheads like us. It's also sponsored by HARD energy drinks. Get it? That's a boner joke as a sponsor, not clever but I like it. Valissa Yoe is DJing, she's very hot. Will she be naked too? We'll never know because there's no chance $30 is coming out of any of our pockets for an hour of free booze.
Breathalyzer Score: .11
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