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Sunday, March 16, 2014
3/16 - Scissor Sunday
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 4-5pm, $2 shot specials
The Place: The Rusty Knot
The Price: FREE
The Details: I think this is a BYO-scissors crafting party. Neato! That's what they mean by scissor sunday, right? JD Samson and Anika are your day-drinking DJs.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/239155282935858/
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Place: The Rusty Knot
The Price: FREE
The Details: I think this is a BYO-scissors crafting party. Neato! That's what they mean by scissor sunday, right? JD Samson and Anika are your day-drinking DJs.
Breathalyzer Score: .10
Friday, March 14, 2014
3/14 - Birthday Party
The Deal: Free PBR at 9pm, Free Alibi whiskey at 12am, $3 Alibi shots 1-4am
The Place: Clockwork Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: A whole bunch of DJs get started super early (6pm) at Clockwork. Drink deals and freebies pretty much all night. Free pizza from Rizzo's (of course). This bar has a creepy sex pit in the back if you want to get real weird with some rando.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/224038851134213/
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Clockwork Bar
The Price: FREE
The Details: A whole bunch of DJs get started super early (6pm) at Clockwork. Drink deals and freebies pretty much all night. Free pizza from Rizzo's (of course). This bar has a creepy sex pit in the back if you want to get real weird with some rando.
Breathalyzer Score: .13
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
VICE on HBO Screening
The Deal: It doesn't specify booze, but it's a screening so...
The Place: SVA Theater
The Price: FREE, must RSVP - hborsvpnyc@vice.com
The Details: The VICE crew wants you to see their new HBO shit so they're doing a screening. It doesn't say there's booze but I've never been to a VICE event that didn't have it.
The Source: Submitted
Breathalyzer Score: ???
The Place: SVA Theater
The Price: FREE, must RSVP - hborsvpnyc@vice.com
The Details: The VICE crew wants you to see their new HBO shit so they're doing a screening. It doesn't say there's booze but I've never been to a VICE event that didn't have it.
Breathalyzer Score: ???
Monday, March 10, 2014
Dubday Monday: 4 Year Anniversary
The Deal: Open Bar at 10pm, 2-4-1 drinks at 12, Champagne Open Bar at 3am
The Place: Bar 13
The Price: FREE
The Details: This party's been around for 4 years now? Jesus, that's like 86 in nightlife years.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/549577691816218/
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Place: Bar 13
The Price: FREE
The Details: This party's been around for 4 years now? Jesus, that's like 86 in nightlife years.
Breathalyzer Score: .10
Lit Mondays
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10:30-11:30pm
The Place: Lit
The Price: FREE
The Details: Monday night party with Le Gang, Prince Terrence and other random night-lifers. There's free pizza from Rizzo's too... there's always free pizza from Rizzo's, everywhere, all-the-time (except at Rizzo's).
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/428862620525022/
Breathalyzer Score: .12
The Place: Lit
The Price: FREE
The Details: Monday night party with Le Gang, Prince Terrence and other random night-lifers. There's free pizza from Rizzo's too... there's always free pizza from Rizzo's, everywhere, all-the-time (except at Rizzo's).
Breathalyzer Score: .12
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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Thursday, September 27, 2012
Re:Mix Lab
The Deal: Free Booze of some sort, I think.
The Place: Chelsea Market
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: This is going to be a monster shit show. Cymbals Eat Guitars, Blonds and Skaters are playing. It doesn't say open bar anywhere but all of the previous Chelsea Market shit blizzards I've attended have had free booze so expect it.
The Source: http://remixrsvp.com/goodpeoples/
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Place: Chelsea Market
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: This is going to be a monster shit show. Cymbals Eat Guitars, Blonds and Skaters are playing. It doesn't say open bar anywhere but all of the previous Chelsea Market shit blizzards I've attended have had free booze so expect it.
Breathalyzer Score: .15
Delinquency
The Deal: Bourbon and Vodka Open Bar all night
The Place: Delinquency
The Price: $8
The Details: Bands playing at Delinquency. Free booze. Probably lots of white people in denim.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/439010896144938/
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Place: Delinquency
The Price: $8
The Details: Bands playing at Delinquency. Free booze. Probably lots of white people in denim.
Breathalyzer Score: .15
Retard Strength
The Deal: Free vodka 9-10pm
The Place: The Flat
The Price: FREE
The Details: Nick Gazin and his rotating lot of hairy degenerates are at The Flat again. I once saw an angry retard pull a man's arms clear off his body, so this is no joke.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/358074770945802/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Place: The Flat
The Price: FREE
The Details: Nick Gazin and his rotating lot of hairy degenerates are at The Flat again. I once saw an angry retard pull a man's arms clear off his body, so this is no joke.
Breathalyzer Score: .11
Special Edition Thursday
The Deal: $2 Bud til midnight; Free Fireball drinks all night
The Place: St. Jerome's
The Price: FREE
The Details: Fireball and Mercy are taking over the last rock n' roll shithole on the LES. Fireball is some sort of cinnamon whiskey shit, it's kinda like cinnamon schnapps but will get you way drunker. Mercy is that hangover vitamin shit that tastes like sauna balls...not that I would know. No Suits is DJing, whoever that is.
The Source: Submitted
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Place: St. Jerome's
The Price: FREE
The Details: Fireball and Mercy are taking over the last rock n' roll shithole on the LES. Fireball is some sort of cinnamon whiskey shit, it's kinda like cinnamon schnapps but will get you way drunker. Mercy is that hangover vitamin shit that tastes like sauna balls...not that I would know. No Suits is DJing, whoever that is.
Breathalyzer Score: .10
Black Light Naked Painting Party
The Deal: Bong Vodka Open Bar 8-9pm
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: $30
The Details: This is a fully nude painting party. You know what that means? Titties! It's $30 to keep out creepy little shitheads like us. It's also sponsored by HARD energy drinks. Get it? That's a boner joke as a sponsor, not clever but I like it. Valissa Yoe is DJing, she's very hot. Will she be naked too? We'll never know because there's no chance $30 is coming out of any of our pockets for an hour of free booze.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/283811898387107/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Place: Gallery Bar
The Price: $30
The Details: This is a fully nude painting party. You know what that means? Titties! It's $30 to keep out creepy little shitheads like us. It's also sponsored by HARD energy drinks. Get it? That's a boner joke as a sponsor, not clever but I like it. Valissa Yoe is DJing, she's very hot. Will she be naked too? We'll never know because there's no chance $30 is coming out of any of our pockets for an hour of free booze.
Breathalyzer Score: .11
FlirtEve Fall Kickoff
The Deal: 1947 Beer Open Bar
The Place: 1Oak
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: I don't know what FlirtEve is but I assume it's some dating site for douchebags. I guess I could look it up but I don't think I actually care. If it is have fun banging a desperate rich girl tonight. Anyway, free beer at a fancy pants Meatpacking District joint. Tunes by DJ Suhel & Kunal Merchant.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/393281030742020/
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: 1Oak
The Price: FREE, must RSVP
The Details: I don't know what FlirtEve is but I assume it's some dating site for douchebags. I guess I could look it up but I don't think I actually care. If it is have fun banging a desperate rich girl tonight. Anyway, free beer at a fancy pants Meatpacking District joint. Tunes by DJ Suhel & Kunal Merchant.
Breathalyzer Score: .13
Friday, September 21, 2012
Permanent Sound
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10-10:30pm
The Place: Public Assembly
The Price: $8-Free
The Details: Cool party bro. Indian Jewelry, Total Slacker live - Death Set, Pictureplane, Creep DJing. Despite a shitty 30 minute open bar and it being at Public Assembly it will be good.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/359303100821217/
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Place: Public Assembly
The Price: $8-Free
The Details: Cool party bro. Indian Jewelry, Total Slacker live - Death Set, Pictureplane, Creep DJing. Despite a shitty 30 minute open bar and it being at Public Assembly it will be good.
Breathalyzer Score: .10
Impose 10 Year Anniversary
The Deal: Reyka Open Bar
The Place: Shea Stadium
The Price: $15
The Details: Impose is still around? That's cool bro. Those dudes are alright in my book. Anyway, for $15 I'm assuming the booze flows free all night. Heems from Das Racist is performing.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/148527928618973/
Breathalyzer Score: .13
The Place: Shea Stadium
The Price: $15
The Details: Impose is still around? That's cool bro. Those dudes are alright in my book. Anyway, for $15 I'm assuming the booze flows free all night. Heems from Das Racist is performing.
Breathalyzer Score: .13
Kenzo Minami Opening
The Deal: Open Bar 6-10pm
The Place: Rivington Design House
The Price: FREE
The Details: Art opening on Rivington. Pretend you give two fucks about art and load up.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/283425891771199/
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Place: Rivington Design House
The Price: FREE
The Details: Art opening on Rivington. Pretend you give two fucks about art and load up.
Breathalyzer Score: .14
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Nervous Records Thursday
The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10-11pm
The Place: Cielo
The Price: ???
The Details: I don't know jack shit about fancy club music. Unless you're referring to the sound a police baton makes when it hits my skull, in which case I'm an expert. Some dude named Cristian Arango is spinning.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/422854661083126/
Breathalyzer Score: .11
The Place: Cielo
The Price: ???
The Details: I don't know jack shit about fancy club music. Unless you're referring to the sound a police baton makes when it hits my skull, in which case I'm an expert. Some dude named Cristian Arango is spinning.
Breathalyzer Score: .11
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Mating Season
The Deal: Narrangansett Open Bar
The Place: Sway
The Price: $2-$10
The Details: Go-go broads in animal masks with DJs spinning primal tunes. Or something like that. What do I know? I'm a fat Republican who lives in his parents basement and watches Star Wars twice a day. Enjoy your life.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/389312444475691/
Breathalyzer Score: .10
The Place: Sway
The Price: $2-$10
The Details: Go-go broads in animal masks with DJs spinning primal tunes. Or something like that. What do I know? I'm a fat Republican who lives in his parents basement and watches Star Wars twice a day. Enjoy your life.
Breathalyzer Score: .10
Tour Kickoff Party
The Deal: Free Bourbon & Vodka Drinks
The Place: Delinquency
The Price: $8
The Details: Shark?, Caged Animals, Dinosaur Feathers and EULA are playing this. Should be pretty rad.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/274391206010200/
Breathalyzer Score: .14
The Place: Delinquency
The Price: $8
The Details: Shark?, Caged Animals, Dinosaur Feathers and EULA are playing this. Should be pretty rad.
Breathalyzer Score: .14
Saturday, September 15, 2012
The Studio Launch Party
The Deal: Open Bar All Night
The Place: Delinquency
The Price: $15
The Details: It's super pricey t get in but considering this in no man's land, where you don't have to worry about coppers and you drink for free once you're inside it ain't so bad. Also, rad bands like Unstoppable Death Machines. This will be a solid rager.
The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/421906574534151/
Breathalyzer Score: .15
The Place: Delinquency
The Price: $15
The Details: It's super pricey t get in but considering this in no man's land, where you don't have to worry about coppers and you drink for free once you're inside it ain't so bad. Also, rad bands like Unstoppable Death Machines. This will be a solid rager.
Breathalyzer Score: .15
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