The Place: Fat Baby
The Price: FREE, must RSVP: email@example.com
The Details: The reason you've been seeing stick figures in silly clothes the past few days is because it's Fashion Week. The cool thing about FW are the rivers of free booze. Just RSVP, show up and pretend to shop while you wade in said river.
The Source: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=150941148261753
Breathalyzer Score: .16