Michigan Gives Four Loko 30 Days To Get Out

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Michigan is the first of what will likely be many states to outlaw Four Loko. The energy infused booze has been given 30 days to clear out. There has been a mass hysteria as of late around Four Loko due to it's strong alcohol content and popularity with college-age kids. News outlets have been giving Four Loko the business for about a month now due to bannings at colleges all over the country.

As you all know, we here at Booze Party are on Team Four Loko. We're Americans and think people should be able to get smashed if they so choose. If you don't support Team Four Loko you don't support freedom and you're probably a commie pinko. Red Bull and vodka is cool but not the Loke? Explain.

This is only the beginning. If you think other states won't follow suit then you are mistaken (Pennsylvania is already working on it). Unfortunately we are weak drunkards with no say and there isn't shit we can do about it...unless it were super easy to make our own Sparks/Four Loko/Joose. Stock up while you still have the chance.

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